We're eating GOOD

AYO I'M LEAVING THIS FIRST DATE TIPSY AND HORNY LETS FUCKING GOOOO

Adorable omg!!!!! Also the dog is cute too 🤭

a woman in a dress is standing on a street with a purse and making a funny face . Alt: Sabrina Brier saying "Oh! Okay"

Student in class: "guys who like purple make it their entire personality"
Me:

Tried tie-dying shirts for the first time, watch this space

Do NOT let the new girl cut your hair‼️‼️

Getting ready to clean the creek, what are YOU doing for Earth Day??

🚨Zara Larsson announces deluxe edition of ‘Midnight Sun’ titled ‘Girls Trip.’

Out May 1st.

BAGTINA MARIE LOST????

My head says Myki Meeks
My heart says Darlene Mitchell
My hole says Nini Coco

gay guys LOVE songs

"Trade" and its the fruitiest man you've ever seen

ALL ME THE K G BITCH

I make a post yesterday about the app and today it keeps crashing

Okay cool so I fucking jinxed it you guys

Picture of Mega Emboar with the caption "What Does He Even Do?"

Ask a boy out on a date and he responded 12 hours later with "aww that's so nice"

I've been doing a continuous nuzlocke across every generation! Currently need to finish Emerald 😅

Too gay to function in the literal sense!!

Hurt my wrist during tennis last weekend and it feels like my career is over 😭

Oh, you two are sisters? Okay then, who's the Aly and who's the AJ??

a man in a plaid shirt says no no no no wait wait wait wait wait . Alt: a man in a plaid shirt says no no no no wait wait wait wait wait .

Omg if Bluesky is seeing this DON'T GET ANY IDEAS

Sometimes I catch myself taking for granted that Bluesky is (still) an ad-free experience

CattyVGC, iktr!! 🤩😍

There's still time to delete this!

OMG?????

MUNA - Wannabeher (Official Video) YouTube video by MunaVEVO

My cuntometer is off the charts from this motherquake

youtu.be/eWE5SIjY99k?...

Finally noticing my flexibility improving after doing yoga every morning 🧘‍♂️

Omg 😳😍

a man is sitting at a desk reading a newspaper . Alt: a man is sitting at a desk reading a newspaper .

Trying to relearn organic chemistry in 4 weeks

I have that same mug!! ☺️