I feel like I'm being judged for my lacklustre catsitting skills

Give it some minge

Yes, fox cubs

Had to share, this is my daughter's garden

That's pickle down economics for you

Leaflet of three candidates, white blokes with limited hair, all in glasses. --- **GATESHEAD IS BROKEN. VOTE REFORM UK TO FIX IT** Introducing your Reform UK candidates for Low Fell leaflet text: **ATKINSON, John** Reform UK John has lived in Low Fell for 30+ years. His background is in civil engineering, policing, teaching and transport. He wants to bring back a sense of community, listen to residents' concerns and focus on local issues such as crime, roads and streets, and better services. --- **HENDERSON, Iain** Reform UK Iain has lived and worked in Gateshead all his life. Now retired, he wants to give something back to the borough. With a positive outlook, Iain is looking forward to making a real difference to the lives of the residents of Low Fell and to working closely with them. --- **MURRAY, Arthur** Reform UK Arthur has owned several businesses for many years. He has lived locally for 50 years and employs local staff, servicing the northeast and Scotland. His priorities are to see the ward and area prospering once again, caring for the old and infirm and maintaining our parks and open spaces. ---

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

I've got a couple of tarot card tattoos this is the next one on my list

Bloody hell, be careful

I'm at that awkward stage of potential armageddon where I can't decide whether to eat everything just in case or stockpile everything

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue

View of a blue sky and sandy beach

Not a bad view for a first date this afternoon 😍

Happy St Pat Wicks Day

I'll definitely do that. Knowing me i will binge watch in two days

I watched the first two episodes, was bewitched by the wolfhounds but didn't watch any more, maybe I should 🤣

No, I'll add that to my list. Not really listened to the new album yet

We did contemplate going to see him on this year's tour but with tickets, travel and hotel it would be about £700 each!

I've seen him 3 times, if you include One Direction, he's fab

I've got some drum and bass playing now just to up my street cred a little bit

I don't want to sound like an old codger but Channel 4 tonight with Crufts followed by the Pottery Showdown final was chef's kiss

You in another decade

Mandelson/Mandelsoff

He'll be 8th in line to the prison soap at this rate

New Channel 4 documentary dropping...24 Heirs In Police Custody

What will Andrew be eating for his birthday dessert?

Something custardy 😂

What a shame

Happy about bloody time day to all those who celebrate

Pancake day really creped up on me this year

I was thinking of doing the skeleton mixed doubles race but I had nobody to go with

A black cat is sat at a dining table with a flute of rose wine

My Valentines date this evening #Caturday