the shoplifting tantrum was a press operation to make older white americans terrified via breathless media reporting in order to achieve electoral goals. with those goals achieved, they're winding it down. this entire shoplifting panic has been a social experiment, thank you for your participation

Pretty weird and heartless to blast another comrade’s graphic design on social media! Maybe save it in drafts or text a friend about it, idk.

What’s everyone’s least favorite DSA group chat they’re in?

Love when my boss casually insists that a company like Spectrum “should just be able to” do something, as if calling a big company and convincing them to do the right thing isn’t one of the most soul sucking experiences of modern life 🫠

It must be a miserable job bc a weirdly high percentage of receptionists at medical offices in NY are pretty unfriendly 😫

My Bluetooth headphones weren’t properly connected and I just accidentally blasted 2 seconds of Chapo for my entire office to hear which of course included the word “asshole” goddamn it lmao

Does bluesky not have a drafts feature 😱

Generally not proud to be an American but all bets are off when the British start bitching about disrespect to their unelected leader!! 🫡🇺🇸🎆

One minute you’re projecting ironic detachment from all the social mores of your job and the next you’re earnestly sending a gif from The Office over Microsoft Teams. It could happen to you!!

Man if in 2023 if your business only accepts cash and you don’t have an ATM ya gotta know where to direct people nearby to get cash

Hell yeah I made it