I just get on with women better in general

Next time you quote Reaper Man it should just be Azrael's big

YES

You know, if you haven't already

Wait'll they find out about Cree Summer lol

Lol

I'm sure plenty of assholes already like them

I finally learned their name and checked them out two days ago

I knew they spoke French when I saw the costumes a couple weeks ago 😆

I don't wanna work today, I want to eat snacks and watch action movies with my son

Alcoholism is in there too somewhere, exacerbating it all

I fucking hate football and gambling and performative masculinity

The moon is so low tonight

A 4/20 miracle!

a woman sitting on a couch with the words ugh i missed it behind her ALT: a woman sitting on a couch with the words ugh i missed it behind her

I haven't flown since 2017

An infographic about not mixing cleaning products, which include: Bleach and vinegar makes chlorine gas. Bleach and ammonia make chloramine. Bleach and rubbing alcohol make chloroform. Hydrogen peroxide and vinegar make peracetic/peroxyacetic acid

One of my co-workers mixed together vinegar and bleach this morning, so uh, just a reminder for everyone that's dangerous as fuck!

Saruman already had barrels of Longbottom Leaf in his storeroom. Pure hypocrisy.

You seem to want this to be an attack against you. I was just giving more context to my lived experience 😗

I do live in a town that's super dog-friendly and has dog poop bins every half mile or so on most streets and have a 10 lb Chihuahua mix whose turds are comically small, so there is that

The internet has been treating as such for half a decade

It's in a plastic bag and costs you nothing to carry it back home 🤷

You will find yourself wanting more

I need to know flavors before answering

6.425 miles! Nice!

I'm not one of those people who latched onto cart return habits as a measure of morality

Ditto

Hot take: this is only slightly worse than not returning your cart to the corral after you're done shopping

I wish selfless love was as strong as it is in fiction

And JRPGs with Dragon Warrior!

Got to have the ability to get out of this rancid hellhole

I'm just in a weird headspace; no need to justify your enjoyment to me