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A BBC news headline about the new and returning cast of Balamory, after 21 years.
In the new series, PC Plum (Edward Woodward) returns to Balamory following the disappearance of Penny Pocket's daughter. After finding a hare buried in the grave of Josie Jump, Plum's enquiries lead him to the Island's Laird (Miles Jupp) who has sinister plans to revive the island's failing harvest.
Marco Rubio exits, with commentary from One Man and his Dog.
A BBC news headline about the new and returning cast of Balamory, after 21 years.
In the new series, PC Plum (Edward Woodward) returns to Balamory following the disappearance of Penny Pocket's daughter. After finding a hare buried in the grave of Josie Jump, Plum's enquiries lead him to the Island's Laird (Miles Jupp) who has sinister plans to revive the island's failing harvest.
Now they’re saying that The Terminator is so rugged it looks alien. Well, 80’s Arnie may be pretty rugged, but he’s not alien, he’s from the future! Honestly, I thought these people were supposed to be the cream of humanity.
Outrageous! We’ve spent billions sending these so-called astronauts to the Moon and I’ve just heard them say they’re sat there watching The Terminator. Do some bloody work, you floaty lay-a-bouts!
We're proud to announce an art competition to celebrate the 400th anniversary of Leeds Charter.
There are 2 categories: under 16s & people aged 16+. 6 entries from each category will be exhibited at Leeds Corn Exchange in July.
🔗Details zurl.co/vIyut
Went to see Gorillaz in Bradford yesterday. Stood near the merch stand, I looked across and saw a ten year-old lad clutching a vinyl LP of the latest album and just… staring at it in wonder. Eating up every detail of the cover, amazed to be holding it in his hands.
The joy of having real things.
I’d say Killer of Killers is well worth your time. An anthology that isn’t really, which expands gloriously on the themes of Prey. Plus it’s animated, which is a Good Thing.
And finally; I also failed to ruin legendary CBBC comedy drama The Dumping Ground, now on it’s 14th series and being consistently all brilliant and that: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBGY...
And while we’re on stuff I currently have on TV, the brilliant basketball sitcom HIGH HOOPS is also on CBBC and iPlayer and has been equally unruined by my involvement www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q14...
Here’s a nice thing for crap times: sci-fi comedy adventure Girl Troop V Aliens is on CBBC and iPlayer now - and it’s not even slightly ruined by having had me write an episode www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut0g...
Just finished watching the excellent Dirty Business on Channel 4. If you haven’t seen it, please do. You can also add your name to this petition: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/en...
Image description. Blue flyer has the following words: We welcome this report and the recommendations that have been made to Government, particularly the urge to legislators not to overlook the “economic powerhouse” that is our creative industry in the rush to embrace generative AI systems.
1/ In response to the House of Lords Communications and Digital Committee’s report on AI, copyright and the creative industries, published today (6 March 2026), WGGB General Secretary Ellie Peers said:
Oh YES! Douze points please! youtu.be/niMKvJ-Itq8
The House of Lords Digital & Communications Committee just published their report on AI, copyright & the creative industries, and their conclusions could not be clearer.
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Anyone else finding it hard to concentrate on doing notes on a sitcom script today…?
This couldn’t be clearer. Bannon’s texts to Epstein in mid July 2018 - “overthrowing May right now” and in “London with Boris” as well as his appearance on LBC with Nigel Farage are prettying damning evidence of a cross party plot with foreign backing
Too late to let Burnham run…?
Nice piece on the legendary 1 in 12 Club in The Guardian - and even a passing reference to the all-night raves. It felt like a home-from-home in the 90s (if you go to their FB page you can find a photo of a skinny me DJing on the bottom floor. But don’t do that) www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j...
This is excellent (although “reverse-centaur” sounds like some kind of shagging position involving a horse) www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
Tram! At last! Get in!
What’s this? I’m STILL not in any starters packs? Unbelievable!
Bradford City of Culture closing ceremony. What an amazing year! Huge congrats to everyone involved, particularly the missus.
Oh - are people slagging off a movie they haven’t seen based on a trailer again? Brilliant. Well done everyone. You are all heroes.
Unbelievable! This is what happens when I keep my mouth shut…
You see, this is why I never post about the football. FFS…
Yeeeeeek! COME ON LEEDS!
Since we are once again dealing with "the only silent era comedians of note were men" I feel I need to stand up for the ladies.
Marion Davies!