Sadzmaxxing

Imagine the disappointment aliens would face after traveling all the way to earth only to find us.

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No miscommunication at all

If you think I spend too much time thinking about food, talking about food, preparing food, and eating food, no I do not.

🤣

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Thank you so much🤘

The difference is what you're bringing no one else actually wants

I already know what I bring to the table.

*spoiler alert*

It's tits

That's diabolical

🤣🤣🤣she's the worst,she is me💀💀💀

It should be!

Boss asked me if I had a five year plan.

Buddy, I am just trying to shitpost and pretend I don’t exist in this moment

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That's crazy! Also I'm sorry cuz it really sucked

Right? Good thing I pumped myself up with coffee and music🤘🎶🤘

Oh no! That's awful!

No-one’s called Sigmund anymore.

Imagine driving a luxury vehicle but sending your kids to public school.

All my hopes are high.

"that bitch make me nervous"

- me, about me

Sleep is not my friend

Thought it was the weekend, and was confused when my alarm went off. Then I'm like, oh no, it's Tuesday. That was brutal.

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Yeah, I'm not generating content for a nazi, that's the bottom line

Bro have you even tried being whimsical about it?!

It is 4/20 so I’m taking a well deserved smoke break.