Can you stomp the Katy Freeway in Houston while you're at it?

This x1000

Please for the love of god and country and everything sacred post your art to a gallery site and not just to a microblog site

That looks like a fried egg

There's a peanut growing on top of gravel in my yard.

I can't even get cat grass to grow without it dying in a week, but this cheeky little nut is growing on rocks just fine. It's not even buried! :p

You will become orb. Or a vaguely deer-shaped katamari

Careful, lil critter might latch onto those balls and use em as pillows ;3

Late Night Dinner
#vore

Going at it while covered in such huge amounts of cum looks so enjoyable

It's a gorgeous area. I miss visiting

*pets a squeaker*

And transformation drugs can make you feel *really* good :3

Got a visitor tonight

"Daddy would you like some sausage" is probably my favorite scene from that film. It's just so goddamn weird

Yeeeesss ;3

I have those from time to time as well. They're so unnerving. And yeah for me I'm always at a stop somewhere and I notice that I'm moving I hit the brakes and they don't do anything and I keep rolling faster

Hopefully your desk has a pretty high weight limit XD I'm not exactly a light kitty cat

Imagining me in my cat fursuit sprawled across your computer desk demanding attention XD

I haven't been back there in a long time. Even for work it's extremely rare that I drive through. Where are you headed to?

This is how I see sex.
It doesn’t always have to be meaningful; just something two people do for fun.

This ought to be normalized. Some of the sanctity that we attach to sex is rooted in antiquated religious beliefs.

Absolutely. It's like the ringel philosophy towards sex. It's fun!

Dawwww!

A giant, scantily clad polecat, Nova, weaves through a city, ready to perform for a rooftop full of adoring revelers as they cheer up at them

No bachelor party's complete without a saucy dancer~

(Comm for @kurrikage.me)

*huuuuugs* damn

But Boozy, think of all the additional money the additional bodies bring in in terms of thermal energy that can be harvested XD (side-eyeing the TFF hotel keeping the ventilation fans in all the elevators shut off for the whole con)

Probably violently flailing to shut it up while in the middle of a good dream. I tend to stock up on cheap $5 alarm clocks because I need about 2 or 3 of them to wake up and I have a habit of throwing and breaking them XD

Every single time I've tried to go caseless with a smartphone, I drop and shatter it on the first day. I've lost two phones like that so I never go without a case nowadays. Also my phone gets dropped once a day on average even with a case

Wait, There's actually things in Forney to destroy?

Get one! Giving out all sorts of big fluffy hugs in one is amazing