MLB announced the schedule for All-Star week, including the fact that the draft will be held inside the PA convention center and will be free and open to the public. Someone tell the Dirty Thirty
Some real early Philly sports Twitter action, someone fire up the USS Friendship
I think it's been this long since playoff Flyer hockey was fun
There was a goose on the field at Wrigley, they played on
A (very brief) moment of (very limited) sympathy for Penguins fans. I imagine Porter Martone must be quite irritating to root against.
It's definitely the more plausible of the two theories advanced in Cold Case Hammarskjold
Even if you already heard about the 21-inning game between Northern Colorado and St. Thomas over the weekend, I promise the headlines did not fully capture the true weirdness of this game.
CIA assassinated Dag Hammarskjold
The Phillies are struggling as they're locked into an aging roster and their pitchers can't catch a break. Good thing I can take my mind off it by playing OOTP, where I'm currently playing as a Phillies team that's struggling as it's locked into an aging roster and the pitchers can't catch a break
Announcing it from Independence Mall, Go Birds
Alex Jones is truly one of the most evil people alive. He's lucky he lives in an era where the punishment for behavior like his is losing your website and not thumbscrews.
That's my point, that we'll need to change our whole way of living, which I still don't see a path toward
The one thing I actually think I was wrong about is how fast progress would happen once people other than Tesla started making cars
I was a hardcore EV skeptic for a long time and while a lot of my misgivings still stand (we'll never EV our way out of the climate crisis if you have to buy a $70,000, 5,000 pound luxury SUV to move 200 pounds of person), the advances in battery tech in the past ~5 years are just staggering
It's the little things that give you hope for the future, like seeing ping pong balls in the cleaning and paper goods aisle at the supermarket
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What the fuck are these people cramming into their lives in the 45 minutes before they go to the airport anyway?
Look, I don't like it that my job involves sending emails asking people for shit, even though I'm so awkward I'd be better off if they euthanized me like a sick zoo animal. These banalities exist for a reason.
"There's nothing left to do but die / Buckshot is my bread / and I'll drink whiskey instead of water / 'Cause I can't stand to be sober in this place" is about where the Cocky-Distraught-o-Meter is sitting right now
whether they're good is of secondary importance to my general dislike of fun players playing for not-fun coaches
I brought up Ted Nolan getting Janne Niinimaa on an illegal stick penalty completely out of nowhere a couple weeks ago
Out: Peter Alonso
In: Peter Gabriel
Martinelli on for Madueke will probably help with that thing where Doku can run past Mosquera whenever he wants, but it'll cause problems elsewhere
That was weird
I hope one of Mikel Arteta's dumb motivational props falls off the shelf and crushes my head like an empty cardboard box
Suits spinoff where The Lorax joins Pearson Specter
There was a post yesterday saying Pope Bob is getting over with the general public because people are desperate for any system of right and wrong where people face consequences for antisocial behavior even if they're rich. To me, that's Tree Law
Sorry I assumed you were into all vaguely...you know, music guys who look like that
