working from home

This but says BA NA NA instead of SI SI SI

Asking your barista for a plug is a great way to find diy estrogen

you get better drugs faster if you lie

New season of BEEF's thesis that the Millenials are broken on the wheel, Zoomers can't read, everybody is either too young to count as a grownup or so old they're cooked and chopped, and the only way to get ahead is scams is hitting pretty hard

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Advertising used to be so easy...

bringing back water borne diseases and trench warfare to train up the younger generations in practical alcoholism

This is actually quite fucked up but imagine how good it feels as a state assembly campaign volunteer to expose malfeasance on the part of the incumbent through careful forensic analysis of public documents

We've uncovered what might be the biggest case of petition fraud in NYC's history, and now I'm taking my opponent to court.

DIRECTOR, WE COULD REALLY GO FOR A MEAL/SNACK/SACRIFICE RIGHT NOW

My 'smoke em if you got em' attitude to unsustainably cheap beef vindicated

that's two pieces, you fucking idiot

I have been forbade from viewing the Posts. And yet now I am all the more tantalized by their pleasures.

Stand-up comedy was an early 21st century form of asymmetrical therapy in which a man with a severe untreated personality disorder would speak at length about his various neuroses and prejudices to a paying crowd of strangers. Modern analysis has concluded that this practice was counterproductive.

Thank you!!

Good things! Good things! Good things! I'm waving a big foam finger that says GOOD on it

Me describing the concept of the Mahdi to a general audience : Imagine a Joe Rogan of the Left

ME: I’ve been on estradiol for 8 years, but this administration is making finding a provider difficult.
MY NEW ENDO, BROTHER CADFAEL: *nodding solemnly* Yes, my lady, the tyrant’s capricious winds do bend all, and break many. Well! Fret not, for I have for you this day a draught of mare’s urine

About to get 70% more woims annually

Me for the last two years looking for a better job

please mr godzilla my country america yearns for freedom

Well done, everyone. Not interacting with the post worked perfectly, focusing on spirit charging rather than performative clicks did the trick. New job acquired.

"Shiny hunting" is training you to pour your life savings away one nickel at a time in the Reno airport

A slot machine that spits out appealing character designs and hijacks the reward center of a developing brain with opaque and extremely indirect mechanics for manipulating the probabilities involved, intended play involves trapping children in potentially hundreds of hours of slack-jawed repetition

Playing Lets Go Pikachu with somebody with OCD has revealed to me that what I thought of as a kid-friendly jrpg with probabilistic elements is actually a kind of baby's-first-roulette with a jrpg gloss and this knowledge has shaken me to my core

All of the above

Adderall at 8:30, coffee at noon, at one with the Speed Force by 2, asleep by 7