I was there!!! 🏉

Yes this is a wholly different situation

He’s MASSIVELY annoying. Mind you Miles is dreadful and I had a massive crush on him

Ha!

Wow. That’s quite something. (I made the flight btw. It was late and I live in west London so…)

Yep and he’s massively threatened that his girlfriend is so much more successful than him and he supports United and he wants to write a book (no offence Jonn)

I am those others but I’m not smug because if you are those others you might pack your expired passport, think ‘oh at least I packed my passport weeks ago’ during the edit process and get to LHR with your expired passport in your little bag

Your friend was right

Oh no he’s so wet and whiny

Egg is awful but as I recall his is a brilliant depiction of how mad office life is when you first start work and have no idea what you’re doing there. Like ‘really? I have to get through 8 hours of this and then I do this pointless shit for 40 years?!’

Omg I’m not sure what to make of this information. LEONARD BERRY SHAGGED ANNA?!?!?

Stabbings, kidnap threats and arson attacks: how the Iranian regime targets UK journalists Staff at outlets critical of Tehran have faced chilling intimidation and violence, amid calls for greater protection and support

Stabbings, kidnap threats and arson attacks: how the Iranian regime targets UK journalists

Mamdani says free buses won’t happen this year The mayor defended the City Council speaker from personal attacks and reflected on Trump’s war with Iran in a wide-ranging interview with POLITICO.

Ha! I wonder if they sang a verse addressing this ⬇️

www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

I’m sorry but it’s ’all day long’ not ‘all through the town’ but that’s probably Americans in general rather than these two in particular

Did Claudia Winkleman come and take this off the wall at breakfast or something

Enjoyed this thx

& suddenly everyone who's ever worked in an office knows exactly what it's like to be an astronaut...

Koch asks mission control: "It is very cold in the cabin, any chance you can make it warmer, or reduce the cabin fan speed a bit more so the ventilation is not blowing as hard?"

tbf it wasn't a bad description of me

not quite sure how to take that, I washed my hair today and everything

I'm mainly freaked out by her biography, not sure mine stands up now, tbh

I actually thought it was George Osborne - I'm notoriously face blind or it could just be a composite Coalition Man

Wolf bites woman in shock German attack in Hamburg shopping street It is believed to be the first wolf attack on a human since the animals began to reestablish themselves in Germany decades ago.

🐺😱

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

exactly that!

I do however wonder how long it would take me to notice that I'd accidentally teleported back to a recent era. If I wasn't expecting it. And what I'd notice first. It probably wouldn't be the lack of smartphones because I think that would take a while to clock (yes, I've thought about this too much)

I would have found it so hard not to comment

that's a kind of divine intervention

or all, simply say very loudly: 'table one, I think that timeline is unrealistic; table two, she's clearly not performing as well as you expected; table three that sounds great guys, keep up the good work'

horses' hooves!!!

I met someone the other day whose daughter has been cast as a series regular although not one of the really big parts but he was under an NDA at the time and couldn’t say so that is my entire and only interest in it

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