Not intentional.

Makes it authentic.

On the one hand, it’s funnier than shit, on the other hand, pathetic.

Funny how my mother tried to time it so I’d be born on her birthday.

It worked for my brother, but not for me. I was three weeks late.

I haven’t been late since. It’s rude.

But at least they’re all in uniform

Yes!

On a tangential note: you can always tell if someone is cool when you ask if they’ve played mud football. If they smile or say they’d love to, they’re cool.

Damn.

I admit to looking forward to “Children are playing and caller is upset” stuff.

I was there for dental work and visited my sister. On to Vegas!

Not yet

As a Kings fan I’m obligated to dislike the Sharks, but this makes it difficult.

San Diego

What are you doing in San Diego?

Pizza

I got it

Barstow

I thought your favorite was the Barstow Station McDonald’s, proud stop for the Fresno Pacific Sun Birds!

Duck season!
Wabbit season!
Wabbit season!
Duck season! Fire!

That’s insane!

Might as well be that we’ve eaten at the same dinky doinky diner in Iowa, where they asked 4 people who’ve never met a non-white what they think about global economics.

Peggy Sue’s!

I’m flying by it in 3 hours!

That was me, arguing about a parking spot.

You nailed the philosophy:

Everyone else is supposed to tolerate abuse, poverty, starvation, servitude, and death in exchange for the birthright of white Nazi fuckbrain incels to rule and enjoy themselves.”

Yay! ☹️

eeyup

Oh, the irony, given what Columbus brought here, then brought back.

True:

40 years ago I saw a billboard in Iowa: “Relax! Only 1250 miles to Jubitz Truck Stop in Portland, Oregon!”

Last week, I went.

Hell yeah!

Note: I might be slightly off, it’s been 40 years, but the billboard was there, and I got a Polaroid somewhere.

99? That’s all?!?!

See:

Jews for Hitler
Any Minority for Trump
Chickens for KFC…

Is it an accident that the women who sold their souls to be White Male Nazi adjacent are being blamed?

Which raises the question: if tax breaks are supposed to stimulate the economy, why aren’t the giveaways for the tax breaks tied to performance in terms of hiring and paying people?

San Diego

You got the surf, I got the turf.

San Diego

Oh, by the way, you weren’t in Coupe de Ville.

You were in San Diego and totally burned me!

You would be the perfect companion for a cross-country, no-interstate trip.

I’m on a train and it’s not even 8:00.

The conductor says, “It’s too early to be grumpy.”

Hell yeah!

The US has done the same regarding fishing boats.

As the women are learning that being Nazi-adjacent won’t protect them, will others belonging to any group not Nazi White -learn-?

Why isn’t she Kash’s girlfriend?

I wouldn’t trust anything named “Deception.”