Seriously

Autistic and ADHD baddies are the best

Pine Cellar’s profile with “invalid handle” on it

Well, it was for a minute…
The wound is gone but the scar remains

My handle… my very existence…
The devs deem it “invalid”

Finally some news we can use to fight the war we all fight daily inside our skull prisons

How my Sunday went

Waaaay too many guys who bragged on their dating profiles about being "size queen approved"

I’ve finally discovered after five years of having this cat that the reason Cary freaks out for two hours and tries every annoying thing to get my attention every single morning is because he has to shit really bad and has to make sure I’m there to watch his back

Imagine if your roommate did this

Made a small edit. Sorry for deleting

For the uninformed, this is what I do when someone cancels a date on me

Not long! Tops like 10 minutes

Replace toxic masculinity with this because it’s arguably better

Okay
Okay I’ll say it
How Walt Disney signed his D has always pissed me off

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

And no, just putting this out there now, this was not an invitation to defend your favorite breed. Please. I’m tired.

I’ve known lovely pitbulls, Rottweilers, and even a sweet old Akita. That being said, I understand why some breeds are banned. Most humans suck

If there’s one thing I know in this crazy world is that if you casually mention a dog breed being banned or heavily restricted (aka basically banned) in various US states and some countries, a middle aged white lady is gonna appear outta nowhere passionately saying “it’s the owner not the breed”

Playing around on that other app

Mfers are fed by auto feeders the tiniest amount possible for their sizes and the comment is always “well, he could be a bit lighter”

I love how I leave every vet visit feeling more judged about my cat’s weight than I ever have about my own weight

What I say to myself everyday to hype myself up for the morning as not a morning person

Happiest of birthdays! That looks like an incredible dessert

“Men are the worst
I hate that I want to have sex with them
That’s my greatest weakness”
…
The two hiring managers sit silently in front of me but the HR manager knowingly nods

As well you should have. 19 is a time for awkwardness and fumbling with other people your age
Not for pursuing people getting yearly mammograms and considering HRT as a perimenopause treatment

Young men are cooked

This has happened more than once and should be bannable behavior

Whenever a 19 year old boy calling himself “milfhunter” approaches me on a dating app, I immediately want to screenshot his account, find out who his mother is and send her a “do you know what your teenage son is doing rn instead of studying for classes” message on Facebook

You know I’m getting really sick of AI and
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Halsin Daddy forever

Also we go out for sushi all the time and he loves to cuddle and nap

Me and my husband on our wedding day. I’m so happy and have never felt safer and more protected