Bleep has crashed while trying to preorder new @boardsofcanada.bsky.social ! I’ll have to check back after school pick up. We didn’t even have kids when the last record was out!!

It just takes the edge off.

As well as some limbs presumably.

“Slice n’ Dice are twice as nice! Mate.”

After naming the claws on each hand Slice and Dice.

Going to tell the grandchildren this was The Mandalorian and Grogu.

No manual anymore. No game in the box. Box art made from the first image in the style guide.

I miss the ceremony of a new game. Especially absorbing a beautifully designed manual.

Can’t figure out if @mrjamesob.bsky.social is looking at the original picture of Dr. Jesus H. Trump or the @coldwarsteve.bsky.social version…

A child’s pencil drawing of Chrissie from Stranger Things with broken limbs after Vecna’s curse

Sometimes wonder if letting the eldest watch Stranger Things was the right decision.

(She’s fine…)

This is how a child would try and get out of being told off by a parent.

I don’t want to brag, but I just plugged a USB in the right way first time.

Can JD Vance endorse me to not win the lottery please?

Fuck, gotta watch the Star Wars prequels so I can figure out what's going on with the Straight of Hormuz

Great sponsorship from Tunnocks on those chutes

If Trump isn’t a Russian asset he’s doing a good job of proving it by doing exactly everything a Russian asset would do.

At any other point in history the fly by of the dark side of the Moon would have been news stories for days as we picked over the images, learnt more about the astronaut experiences, the training etc. But we barely got 12 hours of joy out of it before all attention had to be back on the orange cyst.

“If Kanye can’t come no one will.” Is certainly a response.

Like turning off the oven with a flame thrower.

Forcing the Artemis crew to speak with Donald Trump was part of a NASA training exercise to prepare future astronauts for encounters with less intelligent life forms.

The highest quality video of the moon was just released…
so beautiful

* Artemis II

blankets are nice

The first images of the Moon from the Artemis 2 are absolutely iconic!

They added a fucking live band to his ramblings now?!

I really want to buy it again so I can play on Steam as well when I can’t get access to the TV but can’t justify another spend.

I kept the fruit fruits away from my partner at all times during both pregnancies.

Thanks Usher

🎯🎯

At what point do the “checks and balances” kick in? He’s completely off his head. The recovery from this dangerous grifting criminal and his sycophantic cronies is going to take decades.

“These are our ideas for company mascots, which one would you like to go with?”

“Yes.”

When my Grandma passed, Mum started putting a Kit Kat in with Christmas presents in remembrance to her. Never saw my Grandma ever eat a Kit Kat. Never saw one in her house. Never heard her even talk about them.

I think my Mum has spent the past couple of years trying to force a quirky tradition on the kids by giving them a box of Milk Tray each for Easter instead of eggs. It’s like when I was too into The X-Files at school and tried to adopt “Spooky” as a nickname. Is this a Grandparent behaviour?

There he is.