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Posts by Jas Shaw

You (and the kids) are alright!

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I welcome the return of Boards but please do not make us complete a themed quest to listen

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I added enough chocolate to a stew last night to make it brown and lots of honey to a soup just now and I have the vague sense that I might be evolving into the Burial of soups and stews?

6 days ago 1 0 1 0

I warmly encourage others to prohibit the passage of Americans through your curved areas of water.

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

The Strait of Dover is hereby closed to Americans. You’ll have to go around, you pricks.

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I hope you all made treat-boxes cause this could happen when the shops are shut

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If any of you lot would like many hundreds of books on Marxism I’ll be boxing them up in Bristol tomorrow and Wednesday.

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Hearing about the queue for meningitis vaccine and antibiotics to contain this outbreak. 4-5 hours wait but kids were calm, good humoured, holding stranger’s spots if they need to duck out to get a drink or use the loo. Teenagers properly showing adults how it’s done.

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Hi Rose! Thanks for the shout out, I hope you are well!

1 month ago 1 0 1 0
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Greater Manchester living up to its name

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Easy to overlook but so worth dwelling for a warm moment on the Tories doing numbers you might expect for an indy candidate with a jokey name and a silly costume

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A very, very good morning to anyone who defeated Reform and keeps a greyhound.

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DLR is all overground and you can often sit at the front, obviously fun. Get off at Canary Wharf and walk over the bridge, to big Asda, get treats. Then on to Mudchute farm. Hang out with muddy pigs while you glance back at the steely dystopian high rise. Strange, good.

2 months ago 4 0 1 0
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Between The Seed And The Timber, by Jas Shaw 6 track album

I have paid for information on my audience and it turns out a majority of fans are time travellers, or live in a time travelling family. So, greetings, it’s bandcamp Friday yesterday, please consider purchasing my music.
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Pending fulfilment

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This nibbly game where we strip titles seems weird. Either these people are pricks but innocent and we leave them with their positions and status, or they are guilty of awful crimes and the motherfuckers should be in prison?

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If you ever have a pang of worry that you are not flourishing as you should be then perhaps take a moment to reassure yourself that it’s highly unlikely that you would be widely and fairly ridiculed using that Downfall clip.

That’s the important stuff, you are doing well, good luck!

2 months ago 3 0 1 0
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The clear, explicit aim of the bill is to reduce otherwise unavoidable suffering. It was debated in fastidious detail in parliament. The conditions for its application are specifically designed to avoid misuse. It’s working perfectly well in many other countries. Let’s also improve palliative care.

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It’s worth noting that those using the state of palliative care as an argument against this have, in the many month since this passed the house, put zero effort into improving palliative care.

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A little self care for everyone. Get yourself whatever you would want for a banger of a party, pop everything in a little box and put it to the side, ready for when y’know. That’s there for you now, you can think about it any time. You will be so, so happy.

3 months ago 4 0 0 0

They just keep on squandering perfectly good moon-money

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Look, we can’t pay the scientists, engineers or for the running costs but if you give us a billion dollars we will enable workers to analyse office equipment down to an atomic level

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Alev Lenz - 4 in a Cycle of Thirds Listen to 4 in a Cycle of Thirds by Alev Lenz.

Alev’s record is out, get it, get it now: lnk.to/4inaCycleofT...

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

Any of you lot at the anti ‘Br1st0l patr10ts’ thing yesterday?

3 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Try -site:.com a lot of bycatch but refreshing.

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

Starting the year with hope for the internet. Looking for an extension for DuckDG that blocks chaff sites. Also, looking for a setting that blocks shops, all shops. *Imagine plays faintly*

3 months ago 2 0 1 0

Mmm, affirmation!
(Hope the night was good)

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

A fig is just a regular pear that happened to have been on the Event Horizon when the gravity drive was activated

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Say what again. I dare you. I double dare you, motherfucker. Call me jinglehorse one more time.

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You are right, total ballet! It’s the ballet equivalent of when you hide pills for your dog in cheese or maybe peanut butter

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