Is this guy supposed to be the comic relief for the Trump administration? I mean whut the fuck?

Um, I think the real lesson here is don't spend your money at the shithole Home Depot. It's run by a bunch of ICE supporting fascists.

Why should they talk with us? They are winning the war.

So by my count:

3 F-15 shot down by Kuwait
1 F-35 shot down by Iran
2 F-15 shot down by Iran
1 Blackhawk search and rescue helicopter shot down by Iran

That's just what we know.

Then 6 or 7 KC-135 damaged or destroyed on the tarmac and 1 AWACS destroyed.

The Airforce isn't having a good war.

NATO should give them the boot.

Aliya Rahman, woman who was dragged out of car by ICE in Minneapolis: "I've spent the last month learning the names of the tendons in my shoulder, because both of my shoulders are torn -- cartilage and tendons. But what I haven't learned is the names of the people who did this to me."

DPH: Additional school identified, 21 hospitalized in Upstate measles outbreak DPH says there are currently 91 people in quarantine and one in isolation. The latest end of quarantine for these is March 15.

DPH: Additional school identified, 21 hospitalized in Upstate measles outbreak in South Carolina.

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The candidate for US Senate endorsed by Gov. Brian Kemp didn’t vote for 20 years, including the 2016 & 2020 presidential elections. apnews.com/article/dere...

And, tonight, the network's flagship news program -- 60 Minutes -- ran a clip show of old celeb interviews to "celebrate the movies" rather than put together an episode focused on what's going on in Minnesota.

Several hearses carrying UK serving personnel in convoy slowly drive through Royal Wooton Bassett during repatriation.

I hate to use these images but it can’t be said enough. I don’t think Americans really understand the anger when Trump says this stuff.

Here’s some UK armed forces personnel returning home after apparently never giving anything to the US or NATO.

Mischief Toy Store in St. Paul has until Wednesday to turn over employment records to the Department of Homeland Security as part of a surprise audit launched Friday, just hours after one of the shop's owners criticized ICE agents during a television interview. bit.ly/4r5AFol

Then help Altadena fire survivors cut red tap to rebuild their community. You can do that- get business done.

Tomorrow we are going to have USA and Iran each telling the other to stop shooting citizens who protest.

Borowitz Facebook post: Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers Image of the Gilligan's island cast in a small boat

@borowitzreport.bsky.social nails it!

Don't forget the Nazis

Boy is he high

excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend

Biden: So, folks, that's my message to all of us today, to all who love our country, to all of us are dismayed by the present state of the union: it's time to get up, get up and fight back. Get up. Continue to fight. What's the fight all about? Protecting the constitution.

Jesse Welles on Instagram: "#sInGeRsOnGwRiTeR #OrIgInAL #CoUnTRy #folk #song" The Department of War is a bloated bureaucratic entity that is controlled by special interests and lobby groups. This corrupt system funnels money into the pockets of defense contractors while ordinar...

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Ya fuck those Nazi bastards. They will be gone by Mardi Gras.

He will win the 'Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire" award for every promise he ever made, every excuse he ever gave and generally for every time he opened his mouth and said anything.

RFK is trying to kill Americans. No one should listen to him. He is full on out of his damn mind stupid.

#Thugs

Dear Senate Dems,

Republicans don’t keep their promises…

Veterans Day without pay was an optic Dems could not figure out.

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Literal fake news. Delete the post.

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You had me until Oxford comma, lol.