“I throw down the gauntlet - transgender now, transgender tomorrow, transgender forever!”

Trans coded xfiniry car

Making all my race cars trans bc, to quote Donald J Trump, “Transgender for everyone!”

What Even IS a Steak Canadian?! YouTube video by CORNER KITCHEN ROTHERHAM

I don’t want to yuck anyone’s yum* or judge a food I haven’t tried, but this looks absolutely disgusting, like there’s no amount of curiosity that could get that grey slab in my mouth

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*im only a hater for the craic

There’s an Irish poker pro who’s last name is Spragg, so intellectually I understand why “Spraggy” is his nickname, but every time I see it I’m like “bro ur nickname is slur coded, maybe change it?”

Living w me must be so annoying, I’ve been singing AC/DC in a Toad voice, why has this man agreed to marry me lmao

I’d love to see a collection of Bible stories rewritten by Larry David

Judas: “ahhhh I gave Jesus a little kiss, yadayadayada, drinks are on me”

Did you know: in European bibles, it’s called the book of Links?

So, talking shit about Christians isn’t actually representative of what I think from a policy perspective, it’s more just seeing video of people using Jesus to justify bombing a fucking primary school that sets me off on “these people are evil and should be destroyed” mode

Just fyi, my more assholish posts where I’m being really polemic and kinda shitty almost always come from a place of bitter anger bc I’m watching something and have a “oh this fucking guy, these fucking arseholes” sort of reaction. Not even saying it makes me less of an ass, just clarifying intent

Ah I thought you said your band was “shoe gays”, so I was a bit disappointed at the gig

Union busting is lookism but we're not ready for that conversation.

Reminder if you are not gendervague do not say femboy hooters

The concept that the first sign of civilisation was a healed femur, because of the level of care needed to keep that person alive, is genuinely beautiful to me. We’re not perfect, but Gfdi humans are fundamentally good. We’re a neat species, and I’m proud of all we’ve accomplished.

I agree, but would challenge the framing on “evolving past”; I think social cohesion, cooperation, culture, society etc. has in itself been a stage in evolution beyond physiological changes. What we’ll evolve past, I think, are the sectarian instincts that keep us divided as a global community

Also there’s a scene where a dog bites Hitler when he’s trying to pet it, and he immediately shoots it - just popped in my head as something I could see 88% of Trump allies doing, literally remembered the scene trying to think up a Musk impression

Highly recommend watching Look Who’s Back - the film is a lot more focused and purposeful than the novel, and it makes a chilling point of how these dangerous clowns rise to prominence

Peter Thiel’s alter ego, Willie Cyan

I’m pretty sure I’ve watched a doc on it, but saying “stussy s” to myself as I type - that might have been a fever dream idk good name for it tho, works for a boy or a girl

Fun fact: it’s called a “stussy s” and originates in 1960s graffiti culture 🤓

Oh no! Which rivers and lakes, so I can avoid them?

What really gets me is the Stockholm Syndrome of people acting like it’s not the job of the fucking politician to get votes. She did a bad job.

Like, have you noticed when the dem nom doesn’t win a primary, Trump gets elected? Hubert Humphrey ass bullshit

George Costanza with an eating disorder

Why does Tim Poole talk so fast? Buddy, you’re not quick on the draw, give your brain a chance to rub together its two neurons

Still fucking incredible to me, with that big ass noggin, that he was shot in the neck. Beautiful.

I think Charlie Kirk could’ve had his mind changed, if the bullet hit a bit higher

Trump loves hiring alcoholics so he’s not the only one slurring his words

Say what you will about the Unabomber, but you have to admit “eat your cake and have it too” is a clearer way to phrase the expression

I think it’s the war in Iran that really pushed me over the edge, into pure “fuckem “ territory

PROSPERITY GOSPEL

holy shit I just need to pump out some low rent pro trump nonsense, say their donations are an investment in GAWD or whatever, I’ll look up the playbook, it’s just a matter of reaching people who got more dollars than sense

It’d be a sin to let those suckers keep their money

We need to make sure AI companies don’t get a bailout when the bubble bursts. I need Sam Altman to suffer.