This is the equivalent of “I saw a cyclist run a red light once” that we see a million times per week on social media.

They want it to work so they took away VP “Kiss of Death.”

“Somebody shorted the oil markets today by hundreds of millions of dollars exactly 20 minutes before Trump made his announcement that everything was going to be great. And if you see that once, it could be a coincidence. But that’s happened at least 3x… a pattern.”

The most corrupt regime ever.

a woman is drinking a cup of coffee while wearing a blue tank top . ALT: a woman is drinking a cup of coffee while wearing a blue tank top .

Private Bone Spurs wants a medal

I feel like I have seen this movie before.

I have a friend named Roman who likes salads. Should I call him “Romaine”?

Instead of “let them go in peace”, it’s “let them go in pieces.”

Evenepoel always angry.

A Tesla Cybettruck with a hideous paint scheme.

A Tesla Cybettruck with a hideous paint scheme.

A Tesla Cybettruck with a hideous paint scheme.

Spotted this about a month ago.

Before the start, you all point your bikes towards Rome, say three Hail Marys, eat some crackers and drink some wine. Done.

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

“What is a corner store? I’ve never heard that term. I know what a corner store is, but I’ve never heard it described… A corner store. Who the hell wrote that, please?”

-- D. (for Dementia) J. Trump

Mr. Ed is smarter tho

And threatened to annihilate another country of 90 million.

“Prosecuted”

Fitting since he repels other human beings

Colbert showed this tonight with a punchline of, “uhhh, no thank you.”

Connard

And one in the pouch

“It suggested a blueberry-avocado-fish sauce smoothie. I was hesitant at first but…”

Check for Cory L hiding under the cushions.

Oh my

What if your vehicle runs on vegetable oil?

And neither is the shirt

But no means no, no?

Fox News must die

The kiss of death

Yes. The shorter distance endurance runners (1-5k specialists, roughly) will be more muscular, in keeping with the needs of their events. But, yeah, marathoners don’t want/need to carry anything “extra” for 26.2 miles. The energy cost adds up.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.