Taking my beta blocker and anti depressant with an iced coffee just feels so cuntyyyy 🌸💃

DELISH OMG

Will do, I am usually on it but I missed this one. . Happy birthday dad!

Just found out my dad’s birthday is on Tim345A’s birthday!!! Overjoyed, shocked and concerned!

Love him so much ❤️🎉

Oh!

I just turned on my local LOUISVILLE KENTUCKY news to be told that they’re starting to use birth control on the rats of D.C………. Chat? Do we have thoughts, concerns?

No cause this is sending me so hard…. Him saying this and silence afterwards…. Like giiiiirrls we’re getting corporate recognition

Gooning

It’s giving Virgin Mary

16 INCHES?!??!? HOLES FILLED??!?

Sorry my bodies so high on cortisol right now I’m just oozing entropy

Mamdani.. more like mamDOM ME….. 🤭

Yall remember when that straight guy said Joe looks like James Mcavoy…. What was that

Pretty colors…….. still hate her tho

This is sooooo bugs

I wouldn’t be surprised if we never heard from Eileen again

Yall think Eileen’s okay

There’s something so sinister about that harsh line of bangs

I’m gonna lose my mind

It’s like slightly toasty piggie and burnt piggie. They’re adorable

Hillary Duff and her hit quote becoming aware to what gay was

The video of her saying her hit quote just popped up organically on my Instagram I can’t with this

Where are my obstructive sleep apnea divas at

Miss 100’s album drops tonight!!

Oh my god I have almost 200 hours in civ 7 on pc….. did yall do this for me

There’s a couple toe hairs that would love to be moisturized!!!

Most popular cat names by state, Luna is most of the states

Most popular dog names by state, Luna and Bella are most of the states

All the Bella and Luna divas tag yourselves

I just had 12 crab rangoons…. Is that okay

37.. baby. 38.. olden maiden type

Just saw my gay ophthalmologist. Needing glasses for the first time! Not as better than all of u as I thought!

Not these pigs…