Curses...

Me: Don't tear me up, I will tell everyone if you do

House Cat: Its april first, no one will believe you.

-rips into my hands and arms with tooth and claw-

That is so fucking cool.

Classic le-koro vibes

Bringing back child labor to own the libs.

Got them salad finger hands.

Sorry, no, but have you considered maybe being a "Sigma Female"...:p

Im not sure thats acctually true, that new Ezra Kline book/most recent podcast seems pretty convincing that demcrats are moving away from being the tech party sadly.

Also he has my favoeite warrior trait, promising but bad, sometimes reffered to as 'copeable'.

What makes fang a warrior? He puts you into "damned if you do, damned if you don't" like if he dosen't get 3 fealty early he is damned, and if you do the wizard scours it away anyways.

One is a blue human woman, the other a red human man. Wolves are human.

I mean ofc course, its admit you were wrong and have to face the shame that you killed your child and lose the social grouo cred you have built with fringe weirdos (now your only friends) or double down. Of course they double down, it would take a person for very strong character to not sadly....

Cute buns.

Pretty sparks

Its really bad.

Its bad. But uhhh everything to do with pirates is bad.

I feel like this is the joke set.

Olympia is not a pirate.

Its just the best card in the game, I use it every where.

Nah, real ones play mata nui online game.

Crazy, is thay how trade wars work? Who could of seen this coming...

I hear yellow is all the rage this spring.

Yeah but in blitz you are required to refer to it as the "Quintimator", or it only swings for 2.

Good ass meme honestly.

Its much much older than ukraine...

But have you considered the emotional benefits of getting to put all your problems and concerns squarely in the lap or group so small as to not functional exisit in 99.9% of people lives, thus making them the perfect scape goat, as you never have to be confronted with who they really are!?!?!

I loved 30.