The fact that a pack of Jaffas is €2 now is fucking stupid, they were €0.99 not even 5 years ago

Impulse purchases? Me? It's more likely than you think. Anyways don't talk to me or my 2.3kg of tangerines.

omg judy hi!!

Definitely strongly in the "I'll do this until I get laid off or pay gets even worse" lane atm. I'll figure out which one of my <whatevers> to pursue then, I guess 🫠

lord forgive me for i have souped

Counterpoint: getting the code feels like having a cool friend who can get you into VIP events