A casserole dish of funeral potatoes
A bowl of steaming hot funeral potatoes.
Being a chatty Cathy, not being able to talk is TORTURE. LEMME TELL YA. Any way, I made Mormon funeral potatoes.
dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.
This is not wrong.
Us skittering across this uncertain world
Also me: lemme sing these 90s songs out loud while I have a smokers voice.
Me still sick af: why is my voice completely gone, I've talked to no one and am alone all day.
Me to the cats: "POE WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE, WHO ARE YOU BEING CUTE FOR??? HMMMM??? ARE YOU JUST A DUMB BABY?????"
Oh he WENT FOR IT the moment I turned my back to him.
Trust me, I've been chanting WET HAM WET HAM WET HAM, while chopping said ham.
Photo of a slab of ham on a cutting board with a knife through the top of the ham. In the background, my cat Pichenotte locks onto the ham, daring to jump up and bite said ham.
This ham is so W H E T.
I've never had it in anything but Latin American foods, I'd try it in other dishes for sure.
Oh no, my mom would sometimes stuff it in cheese and made a great egg white coating and pan fry them and put them in a fresh tomato sauce.
Oh man I love chayote! How did you eat it? My mom makes it in soups.
a friend described tomodachi life as "typing boobs on a calculator and laughing about it" and i can't get it out of my head
My GOOD SWEET SWEET GOD.
Sudafed made me spank the ham.
The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.
How To Live A Good Life #oldknees
Naturally.
I get it, I smacked it in the cooler and felt obligated to take it home after.
God I'd be best friends with simon. With butt touching privileges.
Had to. It was asking for it.
For energy saving purposes, hashbrowns, and i grew up with corn flakes!
Folks, I am not high, but I just bought a massive 20$ ham. Gonna make some Mormon funeral potato casseroles with it.
Hey artists, if you see this, post a dog 🐶
lafumettista.etsy.com
#dogillustration #tshirtdesign
Can't even take an edible today cause I'm still sick! Friggin' bullshit!
Anyway, enjoy the day if you're able to!
Ahahahha I YAM WHAT I YAM.
Tub Nan
Oh ERs are awful. I hope things turn around soon.
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![Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i6ocendj65mmddfndihajsky/bafkreid4y3gbxwc5dg4mbzycsbij2lkhte22722ei7rupowkzm7juimqvy)
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"
YESSSSS
