My favorite part of the White Lotus finale was how profoundly unbothered Carrie Coon was the day after witnessing 5 people killed right in front of her
Posts by Michael Tom
When you don’t have any gays on your marketing team
The Barebacker’s Guide to the Gooniverse
WHERE EVIL DWELLS
Tommy Turner & David Wojnarowicz, 1985
This werewolf better hang dong I can tell you that much
You’re telling me the Lord is CUM?
Forget Glicked, the real double feature phenomenon of the year will be BABYBITCH
To my upstairs neighbors tunelessly scream-singing Defying Gravity for the last 30 minutes: I hope y’all like Sabbath
Strategist approved!
If this site is for real tell me how I should get my hair cut today (cutoff time is 3pm Eastern)
The DNS in the username is mad annoying tho
Such a relief that I actually got @michaeltom.bsky.social this time
Just checking in to see if the Folsom Discourse is any less terrible over here
Hello gay people in my phone