Not enough crab, too much cake. Key recession indicator.

the new Batman will be AI Charlie Kirk

Not me! I’m 10 toes down for some Candy Corn!

… now hold on!!!

I need a 30 day nap. I should be straight after that🙂‍↕️

Photo of the wall of a barbecue restaurant, with text printed on the wall that reads: “Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what kind of MEAT for Dinner”

Went to Korean BBQ for birthday dinner and saw one of my favorite things in the world: inexplicable signage

Virginia Bans ICE Contracts, Unless the Feds Agree to Obey the Law. No One Expects Them to. A new law does not outright bar local contracts with ICE. But they can continue only if ICE accepts due process rules and state courts having power over its officers.

JUST IN: Virginia adopted a new law yesterday to forbid sheriffs & local police from contracting with ICE — if ICE doesn't say it'll follow state laws & agree to let its agents be prosecuted.

Everyone seems to agree ICE won't promise that, and that this spells the end of ICE contracts in Virginia.

Sue, Baby,Sue.......

I hate I gotta stunt on you like that. That really fucked me up 🥲

“I drove past the white house and they were playing gogo” - a white boy at school the day after Obama got elected

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I be shutting up when y’all starting talking about candy corn, chile…..

Shorty said “ I know I ain’t got no titties , I know I ain’t got no ass , but THIS IS WHAT YOU LIKE ?!?

MIKEEEEEE THIS IS WHAT YOU LIKE”

These walls thin over here so I can here my neighbor and her baby daddy fussing ….

She say he ain’t got no job and he don’t do shit unless she tell him to and he got caught talking to some “bad body built girl”

Mike over there fucking upppppp

If only there was a word for “exploitative sexual behavior with a 16-year-old girl when he was 30.”

What is wrong with these weirdo boy moms? I’m glad none of my friends behave this way.

Shaneiqua Pugh
Ashlee Jenae
Nancy Metayer
Cerina Fairfax
Ashanti Allen
Victoria Alexander
Raven Edwards
Gladys Johnson Ball
...and many more, only 4 months into 2026. All of them were victims before their murders but the incidents were ignored/dismissed for sake/benefit of the eventual killers.

Yall lie so bad in 2006 you had no clue what the fuckin Franchize Boyz was talking about too busy leaning and rocking!!

🫵🏽LIAR!!

That man killed his 7 kids bc he didn’t want to pay child support.

I don’t wanna see another debate about child support on here or anywhere in my fucking life EVER AGAIN!

This bitch stalked his ex, rammed her car multiple times as she was heading to the closest police dept, then ran away & crashed his Lamborghini when the cops showed up - but sure CHARGES DISMISSED

I feel for Rickea. It will take a good support system and therapy for her not to internalize this after he gets off with a slap on the wrist smh

We regret to inform you that a lot of people seem to believe this myth, and related myths surrounding the vulva. These myths been around for literal millennia, even though there is no rooting whatsoever in reality. Let's take a look at the history of misogyny and racism inherent in this belief...

Usually? Hanging with my bestie, shopping, cutting my hair, finding a new hobby.

If it happens THIS time? The whole male species will pay. Full maneater.

Lawd I done came back to the crashpad and learned someone been kicked out already. Yiggity Yikes!

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Why y’all hating on candy corn?

On “Finding Your Roots”, Kerry Washington learned that her biological dad is actually a sperm donor and not the man she knew as her dad for 41 years. Her parents were married and had fertility issues. She found out when they hesitated to give DNA samples to production.

People be LYING.

every once in awhile I randomly yell "LOSER" in phaedra's voice. sjhaha

No the fuck they are not! 😭

Remember how disgusting they were with the Gabby Petito (?) case. Ravenous for content. I remember a tiktoker was crowdfunding to fly a banner over the guys parents house. What would that do?

Could men have conversations with other men about NOT killing their families? Like yall are quick to promise to hold a family down if he goes to prison. Maybe offer support if he needs to leave? IDEK. Jesus fucking Christ.