Fabbo x

Oh boy. 🤢

I forgot to mention Rachael’s family were very strict, upstanding Methodists. ON THE OUTSIDE…

We quietly closed the door and went back downstairs. Eventually we found Rachael in the garden shed. Never said a word. Ha!

Half an hour later, could we find her? Could we fuck. She’s obviously in the *one* place we’re not allowed.

We open the door to the forbidden chamber…

Wall-to-wall soft porn pics of Rachael’s mum. Tits everywhere, soft focus. (it was the 80s). Her dad was an amateur photographer.

When we were around nine, me and another girl were playing hide and seek at Rachael’s house. It was Rachael’s turn to hide. She said we could look anywhere but under no circumstances were we allowed to go in her mum and dad’s bedroom. She even made us pinkie promise.

♥️

Happy ten year anniversary of the day I rang him indoors to tell him Prince was dead – and inadvertently told the whole 196, to audible gasps. 💜

Side note, but Tom Ford is my number one mismatched speaking voice to image/persona. It’s really jarring. He talks like Bill & Ted.

It’s probably fermented by now

Guardian headline: Reform insiders fear links to extreme figures such as Andrew Tate will scare off voters

Oh we know

I’ll have some of what you’re having!

Can’t move. My dog’s popcorn paws* are POPCORN PAWING right now.

*The best smell in the world – Ryan Gosling

Congrats x 2!

Not if you play Patriarchy Chicken.

Concern grows for Suella Braverman as she completely forgets she spent nine years as part of the Conservative government, including two periods as Home Secretary, responsible for immigration.

We’ve been woefully behind on this over here. But then we all live in draughty Victorian hovels…

No, we wish, it’ll just be a case of replacing the radiators. It’s all done in a day, apparently. You have to have a gas engineer round to switch off life support.

Thanks, I’m giddy just thinking about it.

There is that. I do remember loving it. Despite lack of girls… I don’t think I was a feminist then.

Well done. It can be a lonely place, that. But you know you’re right. x

Vagina Favor

United States, Census, 1920

I once meant to say to a (male) shop assistant “Lovely, thank you”, but my brain did a blip and it came out as “Love you”.

Men should have curfews so that it's safe for women to go out at night.

This is what’s particularly frustrating with the Epstein stuff, some conspiracies are wild, but then you think, hang on, could that actually be feasible, given what we do know... And suddenly *you’re* the conspiracy theorist. Gah.

You have to be so careful these days…

Started watching a dumb trad wife reel thinking it was going to be one of those brilliant NOBODY CARES edits but the reel was real, man, and now my algorithm thinks I’m an aspiring trad wife.

🆘

Never. Forget.

Oh great. Hope he keeps that segment where he weighs young women like cattle.

Child rape and genocide – totally fine, though.

Photograph of a commercial passenger jet labeled "InselAir."