this was inspired by a real conversation with a boomer conservative 🫠

boomer conservatives: michelle obama is secretly transgender, look i generated this AI photo proving it

internet:

me: morrowind isn't as good as everyone says

internet: i think you should be in hell now

Promotional image of an ESO character using an oblivion gate recall. Text says "close shut the marble jaws of my social anxiety 🥺"

I'm so happy for them

the screenshots have been delightful

tomodachi life has the TES trans community in a stranglehold rn

this is the first time i saw the misplaced comma 💀

Greg

Greg

greg

Greg

Lokir of Rorikstead asks Rick Sanchez "what is my purpose?" Rick says "you die to show the players why they can't escape the execution early". Lokir says "no, this can't be happening. this isn't happening".

Greg

WHAT GAME SHOULD I PLAY Morrowind: the earned prophecy, become the godword Oblivion: the burning heartland, hand of the dragon son Skyrim: Greg

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Skyrim child but the face has no rendered, leaving a blank space and a floating set of teeth where a face would be. Text says: You cannot defeat me I am not fighting you I want you to succeed

A mysillycomics person sees a scrib and says "hey little man hows it goin?". The scrib replies "thump thump thump". The person pauses, then says "yea".

from the archives

the image, not the, ya know,

nothing, it just gets funnier to me

Trump with focal zoom. Morrowind dialogue box says "the war failed and your economy was destroyed".

Jiub in glass pauldrons and the cuirass of the savior's hide. Dialogue box says "speak up against genocide now. A day will come when you won't be able to say you didn't know, only that you didn't care".

reminder

And electric alfiq from Legends. Text says "make games cheaper or I will simply steal them"

Dagoth Ur on a very emasculating throne exclaiming that "Your AI slop bores me"

Wife knows my hiding spots in Marshalls but NOT HERE

ESO promotional image of a thief labeled "me hiding in the clothing racks at TJ Maxx", who is hiding from someone labeled "my wife".

🫣

worshipping a literal prince of ambition is a bit on the nose actually

ok so the mythic dawn are infiltrators preparing cyrodiil for a ground invasion so a malevolent despot can take ownership of the land and resources

oblivion is US foreign policy the game

my hope remains

i hope vivec steps on a lego

MY MEMES

you've always been in the big leagues ✨