By Emily T, years and years ago now

high vis vest embroidered with Never Mind the Bollock (buzzcock style) with Brexit Shit written underneath. A sewn safety pin and a stitched spunky cock and balls bog door style

still bollocks #brexshit

Plinth with the cockwomble book on top. Signs in front saying feel my pages, lots of cock inside, fondle my pages please, get close to me, touch me, and just a classic spunky knob drawing with a felt tip.

Because the book was so subtle artist Amanda T created some sophisticated signage
#gallerysigns

Story book entitled the Weathercockwomble. Picture of a man with a weathercock alongside a helicopter with conspicuous lipstick and eyemakeup who is saying "you daft twat"

Have seen #cockwomble doing the rounds lately , here's a nice story about one with a helicopter we can all relate to

We use Freddos as units of measurement as well as marks of inflation. Alongside pints, carparks, and the going rate of a beach hut (ie shitloads)

#whogivesafuck

embroidered illustration to look like a book cover, pink background, little stars, titled THE LITTLE BOOK OF I don't give a fuck anymore

Share whenever and as frequently as you like.
From the #libraryofprofanity although there's probably book out there somewhere with this title, By Alison FL

Ooh good, been slacking lately so shit that lingers feels efficient 👌🐇

Photograph of a man wearing a rabbit mask, reminiscent of Donnie Darko, made from tin foil, sitting under a couple of lamps in the pub creating a top lit vibe

We hope you had a nice Easter.

Here's Mike with his Easter Bonnet, also wtf how is Donnie Darko 25 yrs old this year....? 🐇🐇

😂✂️😇

Are you safe with scissors though? ✂️✂️

This is what we're here for ✂️✂️🫶 (also blame Bridget ok)

By Mike A

By Bridget C

Embroidery based on the Struwwelpeter book with a person chasing a child with a pair of scissors to cut their fingers off, it's a nice story for the kiddies apparently. "the book that will scare the holy crap out of your kids"

Sharing for mother's day - scaring the crap out of your kids with just one book. If anyone grew up with The Struwwelpeter this will make sense, for the rest of us 🤷🫣🥺✂️

#struwwelpeter
#storycorner

Hand sewn embroidery of a hand giving the middle finger below the words Pissing Patriarchy. Magical lines irradiate from the hand for emphasis. Black stitching and embroidery hoop with a red fingernail. By Sally P

#InternationalWomensDay

Don't Fuck With Muffy one of a series by @dollynb.bsky.social

Don't fuck with Muffy. Embroidery of a rabbit who is related to Miffy. Chainsawing heads off ducklings. Also a hint of muff.

Meanwhile in Story Corner....

Mr Bellend Bump by Roger-me-senseless Hargreaves handsewn by Rupi P

Greetings Mr Clusterfuck!

embroidery of Edvard Munch's scream but with a speechbubble of FUCK! in caps.

Our winning hack is to aim for an extremely low standard 🌟🌟🌟

"Little Miss Ray of Fucking Sunshine by Roger-me-senseless Hargreaves". Hand stitched to perfection by Rupi P

Mr Clusterfuck Clumsy by Roger-me-senseless Hargreaves An alternative Mr Men book Hand sewn by Rupi P

#FuckOffFriday
#handfuckingsewn

Embroidery of the famous book cover with extra shank

Green Eggs and Ham Shank by Dr Wendy R Seuss

Embroidery of a Dr Seuss book cover but reads Fux and Cocks with a picture of a fox in socks (no cocks are illustrated)

Fux and Cocks

Embroidery which is like Dr Seuss Cat in the Hat. But swap cat for Twat

Story Corner in The Library of Profanity has something for everyone. We'll share its wonders this week- starting with a classic by Wendy R

Black stitching on white fabric. Portraits of world leaders with long pinocchio noses> writing reads Hippo-Fuc-King-Critio, Pus-Potinio, DickshitTrumpio, FuckwitFaragio, Pisspoorexcuse-Moanio, BollocksBorisio. We'll let you guess who they all are. Ending with a question - 'but can they ever be human' a reference to the pinocchio story.

A little something for #FuckOffFriday
Chanelling Pinocchio - this lot can fuck right off
by Deb J for the Library of Profanity

@profane-embroidery.bsky.social
For when sewing is the dog's bollocks!

Pricks and needles - What's not to like?