go to your room

Mollusk on a rock plain next to a joint much larger than it quoted, “you to small for all that!!!”

age regresses so you can claim me as a dependent on your taxes

Girls….

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

They should invent a me that doesn’t have perpetual tummy troubles

Happy birthday!!!

showing my girlfriend the hit web series "video game high school" and she has described it as "torture porn"

🫶🏻 happy saturday nerds 🫶🏻

Every year all year

there's no doubt about it - "food" is one of the best things you can eat

how i be feelin

she would not fucking say that

*taking enough Cialis to stop a small dogs heart* yeah I think we are gonna hang out and maybe go on a park walk. I’m pretty sure it’s just a platonic thing

This post gets a big laugh out of me every time I see it Allie. Ten out of ten oh my god

Reminder

To be gentle, to be kind - This is the way, and this is the game

Every generation needs its Galaxy Quest: a movie that, despite every individual element screaming that it can't be good, is actually good

drawing of a cat talking on the phone "Can you come over for dinner? I want to share with you" surrounded by screenshots of plane fare and driving directions indicating a distance far too great for a casual hangout

I'm on my way

#art

Happy Wag It Like A Faggot Fridaaaay 💖

Your mission is to be gay as fuck

I’m asking for a higher rank once again (is this the list you’re talking about)

i gotta get more self indulgent. i need to get more transgender with my work. more intimate!! weirder!! more queer!! i gotta go look back at that bingo i made and figure out concepts i like again

cosplaykinky lounging seated leaning toward the viewer, modeling a bewjeled chain bikini, one of their nipples peeking out.

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[ #nsfw • #realnsfw • #goddess • #worshipkink • #curves ]

The Hero, The Saint, The Tyrant, & The Terrorist YouTube video by The Reign Of Kindo - Topic

🎶21. "The Hero, The Saint, The Tyrant, & The Terrorist" by The Reign of Kindo

One of the ways I discover new music is when I make playlists for D&D characters. This is one such song that I found doing that! The horn line/solo in this one is what really caught my ear! Great blend of instruments!!

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Happy I hate my body Thursday

Taking tomorrow off bc I worked on my birthday on Monday & I’m trying not to feel so fucking guilty abt it

Illustration of an angel (Dahlia) sitting on a cloud with a finger under a demon woman's chin Her demon gf (Lilith) is tied in pink rope and on her knees, looking up at her Pink hearts appear above Lilith's head

Dahlia x Lilith 💕💕💕
She's down bad for her angel..
#art #nsfwart #wlw #sapphic