perhaps it was because Harris was aiming for Liz Cheney, not people who might actually vote for Harris

Her platform already being palatable to someone as far right as Liz Cheney is not making the point you think it's making.

when inspiration strikes

PIGNALD BALDWEEBLE: What a pleasure to meet you. I'm Pignald Baldweeble.

CHARLES DICKENS: Yes, hello! (writing furiously in notebook)

PIGNALD BALDWEEBLE: You're not putting me in one of your idiotic little stories are you. Your stupid little books. Just because I look like a pig and I'm bald.

Is alcoholism funny

in my dystopian YA series there is an elite group known as the asymmetrics who have many social media followers while most people have few. that is, until one plain-looking but secretly special girl levels the playing field by doing follow for follow and then unfollowing everyone

We ARE bugs

It is not a Celtic knot. It's Fenrir

I mean that's pretty fucking bad

Go back to the part where he had a large Nazi tattoo that he did nothing about for nearly two decades

A giant Totenkopf that's been covered up, only very recently, with an image that's Norse/Celtic and Not Helping the Allegations

Read again

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Maybe that's why grad school is both energizing and kicking my ass. Because I actually can make my brain focus on learning, but also on making friends by... Being myself.

So it was apparently my 20th college reunion this weekend, and now I'm thinking about how much I nothinged college. I felt absolutely blank to negatively about that time. I love the people I met, but I genuinely have blanked out 99% of college itself and that's a bummer.

I want to like by disliking

Ah. Fool, eh?

We don't get to choose. We get the side eye

There used to a pop song every year named "Hero" and the chorus was always "You're a hero deep inside / don't ever let your hero hide". But then 9/11 happened, and every pop song was named "Party Booty (Bootyhole Remix) feat DJ A$$crack". And if it isn't true don't correct me.

We are comfortable in our uncomfortable hell

Happy "I have to do work tomorrow, dammit" to all who celebrate

I think I will make a timebomb for Mr. Bong.

Dear #metssky

How are we doing this

Gas leak?

Poisoned glasses of exceptional whiskey?

A magic collapsing balcony?

Hey bro don't use pharisee as an insult

I need a way to better resemble a Nazi doctor, but it can't be obvious; do you have a pair of tiny glasses that might hide how I can barely manage to speak coherently?

"sir this is a barber shop"

okay I'll figure out the details myself, just give me some kind of fashy hairstyle.

I bet a car could do this no problem, who cares. They’re the same to me

Salute to an all-time tweet

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social holy shit. i was just watching the cavs-raptors game and the ball fell out of the bottom of the basket. it was with 4:04 left in the second quarter if you can get your hands on a replay. the guy shot the ball, it went through the hoop, and then it straight up fell out of the net and onto the floor 2:11 PM • Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply v 57 reposts 6 quotes 6 quotes 814 likes 4 saves

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

TNG "Thine Own Self"; a starfield backdrop, with caption: [TROMBONE PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE]

While I hate that the Mets are losing as much as the next guy, I despise the fact that there’s an idiotic faction of the fan base who blame last year’s problems on the pride flag and this year’s on Mamdani.

Go cheer for the Yankees, you degenerates.