You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

boss the fascism

The portability comes from the fact that it's made of a big circular tablecloth. The modularity comes from the various tie points at the edges, which you can run thick rope through to make a circle-in-square, or tie it down with pentagram-or-cross-headed stakes.

It's gonna be a lot of work but I have plan for a general-use magic circle that's not only cool looking but it's portable and modular too.
Unfortunately I'm still drawing the cool looking part so you'll have to wait.

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

Belle: “What’s in the west wing?”
Beast: “IT’S –

Handsome rat 🐀 💕

It's crazy that I've never eaten fresh mango by itself until today. I understand why it's called the King Of Fruits.

Grindr is un-fucking-usable lmao the last 8 people who tried to talk to me were all scammers using the exact same script.

The homosexual urge to be aggressively manhandled and told you’re a big boy 🙂‍↕️

Tumblr user thereisselfpreservation "I'm seeing warnings about scammers trying to commission artists but the "reference sheet" for their character they want commissioned isn't an image but a .vbs file ("visual basic script"), and will run a script when you open it, probably to yoink your account(s), but I haven't seen this from anyone who's actually clicked it yet. Just be careful and never open a file like that, 'cause people suck." Reply from the same user: "For reference (heh)" Screenshots of messages. Sender: "Okay, I've sent it now." There's a file attachment called "Shork_YCH_MyReference_v1.vbs". The vbs extension is circled. Sender: "If everything is in order, I can send the overpayment." Sender, in reply to the file attachment (again with the vbs extension circled): "How much would the full piece cost?" thereisselfpreservation: "At a glance, the file name checks out. But!! do not open a .vbs file!!!

You should know that the infamous I Love You virus uses the same trick - Always make sure to turn on 'show file extensions' in your windows/browser settings.

My goodness I almost missed it!! Happy birthday Fatherrat!

Shirtless bears might not fix the world but god would it fucking help me deal with it

Anyone caught with one of these should be immediately beaten to death with their own leg

Idk how but I think I cracked my breastbone LMAO

Uh oh

a four leaf clover

happy venus day to all her devotees and lovers

Ice Climber Polar Bear. He's cool!

ICE CLIMBER
NINTENDO 1985
NES

King Crimson - Epitaph (Including "March For No Reason" and "Tomorrow And Tomorrow") YouTube video by King Crimson

I listened to this too early in life and that's why I'm an evil sorcerer and not a love-and-light talk-show astrologer (no offense)

Mint-Berry-Crunch lookin-ass

Hold on about to go dream diving with my fyglia to decide my pup hood colors.
#pups #dreamquest #kinksky #witchsky

This sounds rad as hell

I'm certain that the bluesky devs aren't capable of making a decision that's a net-positive for users. Real Tumblr 2 vibes.

What a coincidence, I'm currently in my top era 👀

I'd say a bunch of Athenians.

Chat, should I go to the Eagle, and convince some leather daddies to buy me drinks in exchange for palm readings?

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today.

Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere.

Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

Here we go