They ordered it, and despite being the one who made the purchase request I'm second in line for it!

Guess they didn't like my response.

Following to see how I can get the same deal

Don't know how I ended up on this list, but I think I'll pass.

We just got our schedule for May-August, and due to an oversight on my part I am scheduled for a 5-day (no overtime) week for the first time in 15 years. Almost set my computer on fire with the speed I put in for a vacation day.

Seriously! Like, all the lighting in the world ain't making me look like a model.

Do one now... How the fuck did it think I wanted to write know?

Yeah, Beerfest was pretty solid. I'm fairly certain, though, if they tried to do one know it would flop. My aversion to "way too late nostalgia driven sequels" has yet to fail me.

I'm still trying to figure out why they made the second

Thought it said petty, and both can be true.

Good thinking, split votes between 7 people to make sure the two Republicans are in the run off.

Once again, I would like the fine people at @mlb.com to recognize that when people avail themselves of the "hide scores" option in the at bat app, splashing headlines and winning/losing pitchers on the first screen kind of negates that.

Despite his complaints about seagulls always being on the field at Exhibition Stadium, he has maintained that it was an accident.

Excerpt from Dave Winfield's wikipedia page: On August 4, 1983, Winfield killed a seagull by throwing a ball while warming up before the fifth inning of a game at Toronto's Exhibition Stadium.[14] Fans responded by hurling obscenities and objects onto the field. After the game, he was brought to a nearby Metropolitan Toronto Police station and charged with cruelty to animals. He was released after posting a $500 bond. Yankee manager Billy Martin quipped, "It's the first time he's hit the cutoff man all season."[14] Charges were dropped the following day.[15] As Winfield missed the Yankees team bus to Hamilton that night to catch their flight home, he was driven to Hamilton personally by Blue Jays general manager Pat Gillick.[14] In the offseason, Winfield returned to Toronto and donated two paintings for an Easter Seals auction, which raised over $60,000.[5][16] For years afterward, Winfield's appearances in Toronto were greeted by fans standing and flapping their arms.

I'll always be sad that Dave Winfield doesn't get credit for killing a bird with a baseball first because it wasn't on camera. He has the arrest record to prove it, though!

Gotta double tap that fuck off.

Hell yeah dude!

I've recently come to appreciate situations where I can sit and do nothing, with no one having any expectations. As much as I don't really fly anywhere, when I do it's rather nice to have time at the airport to just... be. It's why I no longer mind getting an oil change or sitting in a waiting room.

Easy to forget that he is as bad at golf, the one thing he has done the most in his life, as he is at everything else.

Searching "cavs be the c diff" brings up results of official accounts across social media that point to dead links, so someone must have figured it out.

Let's not give him too much credit, Tom.

To add to the dumbassery, the whole "Diff" thing is a play on the fact that the giant scoreboard at the Cavs home arena has a section on it called "the diff" that exists solely to tell people the difference in the score.

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"Cleveland Cavaliers and Cleveland Clinic Agree to Historic 25-Year Partnership Extension"

Apparently the partnership did not include any consults.

"Hate's a strong word"

Yeah, well it's also a fucking accurate one.

Not big into college football, but you guys helped @glitterburrito.bsky.social raise over $15k for the Yellowhammer Fund, so I'm jumping in on this one.

Did anybody check to see how many times his name shows up in there?

No one can ever say Brett Favre didn't mentor him.

Karen, you're too wholesome for the Internet.

Those people are so weird. Hate following someone is such an incredibly foreign concept to me, but these dork ass losers have nothing better to do.

Sitting in the hospital infusion center while my dad gets IV antibiotics for an infection in his foot... So pretty normal for the last three weeks.