The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

I Photoshop Neel into things…

Day 229

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MOM. GO INTO THE CLOSET AND BRING ME THAT VHS BIN.

George Lucas Calls Darth Maul To Congratulate Him On Disney+ Series

George Lucas Calls Darth Maul To Congratulate Him On Disney+ Series theonion.com/george-lucas-calls-darth...

Chopper could have his own episode of The Clone Wars.

We don’t have to live like this.

We all deserve better than this.

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I'm not sure I'm strong enough to make it without Mexican food.

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To everyone who demanded that Dems fly back to DC to push for impeachment, 25th and/or a war powers vote:

They did. Republicans blocked it.

If you're not praising them today just as loudly as you were ripping on them a couple of days ago, guess what?

This is so well done. 👌

Rogue Rebels Podcast 286!

Maul-Shadow Lord Series Premier!!

Captain Lawson is certified hot and relatable! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Check out the FULL pod for more!
open.spotify.com/episode/7crY...

#starwarspodcast #MaulShadowLord #BranderLawson #DisneyPlus #Cafecito

I Photoshop Neel into things…

Day 227

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Yes to all.

I Photoshop Neel into things…

Day 226

#StarWars

“You’re alienating half of your audience by being political”

Motherfucker, my “audience” is people who aren’t pieces of shit, who care about others. That’s who I make stuff for.

There is no “other half”.

Ramon Rosanas' variant for June 3's Star Wars: Rogue One -- Jyn Erso one-shot

Felicity Jones, the actor who played Jyn Erso, on the photo variant for June 3's Star Wars: Rogue One -- Jyn Erso one-shot

Variant covers for June 3's Star Wars: Rogue One -- Jyn Erso #1 one-shot by Ramon Rosanas and the photo variant featuring actor Felicity Jones.
#StarWars #RogueOne #JynErso #StarWarsComics

You have my Lazer sword.

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Live look at us watching Maul:

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Rogue Rebels Podcast logo for Maul - Shadow Lord. Red and black starbird on a black background. Yellow orange letters spell Rogue Rebels with Podcast in black on an underline bar with three claws coming out of the bottom left. Orange embers float in the foreground

Maul Shadow Lord has begun!

This one was hard. Kept the elements from the logo with a mean looking font. The starbird is red and black like Maul himself and the words are fire/burn orange/yellow style. Special shout out to @shawn.justshillin.com for helping nail down the texture effects!

Maul - Shadow Lord

Here's the playlist!

The first episode will drop tomorrow!

open.spotify.com/playlist/0qC...

Rogue Rebels Podcast logo for Maul - Shadow Lord. Red and black starbird on a black background. Yellow orange letters spell Rogue Rebels with Podcast in black on an underline bar with three claws coming out of the bottom left. Orange embers float in the foreground

Maul Shadow Lord has begun!

This one was hard. Kept the elements from the logo with a mean looking font. The starbird is red and black like Maul himself and the words are fire/burn orange/yellow style. Special shout out to @shawn.justshillin.com for helping nail down the texture effects!

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., attends a news conference in the U.S. Capitol. (Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images)

AOC: “This is a threat of genocide & merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing & cannot be trusted.

To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat”

Capitalism is broken