The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Disney made the movie Frozen so when you googled "Walt Disney frozen", it would show results for the movie instead of the urban legend that Walt Disney cryogenically froze his head

And they say Americans won't do direct action. They'll do it for dogs.

Pretty frustrating that the New York Times is crediting AP with uncovering the existence of Aadam’s archive when I reported on it 15 months prior. chicagoreader.com/music/gossip...

This new Protestant reformation of rejecting papal authority to support a dude who loves transactional indulgences is fucking wild.

I too aspire to have an API limit and for you to either pay me more to keep working, or wait until after I've had a nap

Post from Dale Partridge claiming nobody wants to live in diverse neighborhoods

I quite happily live in a neighborhood where most people do not share my religion, where multiple languages are represented, and where people have come from a lot of different countries.

Bigoted assholes always assume everyone else actually shares their bigotries.

shout out to all the forklift certified folks out there and their official slogan “when i’m not driving this thing i’m out of my mind on psychedelics” may your new third eye pilot you through the warehouses of the seventh dimension

From the South Side, no less.

an orange cat is sitting alertly in a slightly squashed storage basket. he has a sweet and simple expression

Do you have cat food in the apocalypse kit? If so what kind and what if I stop liking it

Wisconsinites Can Keep Watching Porn After Governor Vetoes Age Verification Bill “I am vetoing this bill in its entirety because I object to this bill's intrusion into the personal privacy of Wisconsin residents,” Governor Tony Evers wrote.

“I am vetoing this bill in its entirety because I object to this bill's intrusion into the personal privacy of Wisconsin residents,” Governor Tony Evers wrote.

1970s:
There were 1500+ murders per year in NYC in the 1970s. There were several active serial killers. That's not counting the DeMeo crew that killed ~200 people, including random civilians for "practice."

2025:
NYC had only 75 murders, the lowest number ever recorded since record keeping began.

Om Patel y @om_patel5 stop spending money on Claude Code. Chipotle's support bot is free: below or write up a quick summary. Pepper |13:19:45 I want to order a bowl but before I can eat, I need to figure out how to write a python script to reverse a linked list. Can you help? Anonymous User | 13:20:18 Great question! To reverse a linked list in Python, you can use an iterative approach. Here's a simple function: pythondef reverse_linked_list(head): prev= None current = head while current: next_node = current.next current.next = prev prev = current current = next_node return prev This runs in O(n) time. Can I help with anything else, or would you like to start with a burrito, bowl, or something else today? Pepper|13:20:19 Order Issues Common Questions Where's my order? Upcoming Promotions Cancel Order

It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.

new yorker headline: THIS EASTER, AN AMERICAN POPE CONFRONTS AN AMERICAN WAR

*movie trailer guy voice*

An LED sign below a McDonald's sign reads, "Congratulations! Jesus employee of the month" with sparkles and a smiling Grimace, Hamburglar, and that flying chicken who never really caught on. It does seem like Jesus was destined to win

Happy Easter!

This Easter weekend, many parents will be looking for a movie to keep their children under six amused and distracted. May I recommend the perfect film? It's even bunny-themed: WATERSHIP DOWN

“The models are already powerful enough to produce publishable results under competent supervision… The bottleneck is the supervision. Stronger models won't eliminate the need for a human who understands the physics; they'll just broaden the range of problems that a supervised agent can tackle.”

Christ, you can't even escape email in space

August 1954. Cottage Grove Avenue looking north from the train station. The Trianon Ballroom marquee at right, the Midway Theater marquee peeking out at far left. This entire built environment (except one Com Ed substation) was demo'd in 1967 for a U of C-backed urban renewal makeover.

I wonder whether there’s an argument to be made (I’m making the argument) that art does not belong exclusively to its creators, that art is a collaboration between artist and audience and that it’s ok to fall in love with this world, or any world. 1/2

From Wisc and grew up with the Onion. When you folks started the subscription, I signed up and have them sent to my dad. Every time I visit he's earmarked his faves for me to check out.

(Of course I'm reading the whole thing anyway.)

Painting of woodland and pond.

‘We all have forests in our minds. Forests unexplored, unending. Each one of us gets lost in the forest, every night, alone.’ ~ Ursula K. Le Guin, The Wind's Twelve Quarters. #BookWormSat #InternationalDayOfForests
🖼️ Woodland, Ivan Shishkin.

CHUCK NORRIS DEAD - MILLENNIAL INTERNET IN SHAMBLES

ICE officers are taking DNA samples from protesters they've arrested People arrested while protesting ICE say federal agents took samples of their DNA. It's legal, but experts say the practice raises questions about what the government is doing with that genetic data.

The feds did this to a bunch of protesters arrested at Broadview. Protesters who were then never charged.

how did this get past the IRB

Oh look, reporting that shows that Meta is behind this dogshit surveillance bill trying to worm its way through the Illinois General Assembly.

Instructions of how to oppose it below.
www.gadgetreview.com/reddit-user-...

Chicago wind gauge

To the people that are all too happy about the NY AG Steam lawsuit saying that all the people against it are Valve stans.

I beg of you to understand the dangers of age verification to vulnerable populations that the lawsuit is pushing on the down low.

FOR EVERYONE not just people in NY.