What's 420/14? Asking for folks that remember when Ballmer tried to buy Yahoo

"What do you mean they ATE our finest warriors?"

"...apparently, your grace, we taste like something called 'Alaskan king crab'."

Legitimately refreshing

"Sorry, Disney sued us"

Vercel April 2026 security incident | Vercel Knowledge Base We’ve identified a security incident that involved unauthorized access to certain internal Vercel systems.

Cleaned up version was posted a bit before I responded too

vercel.com/kb/bulletin/...

The lawyers/crisis comms folks might already have taken ownership of updates to the main article. You're right it shouldn't be over random xeet, but that would mean a few more days to weeks typically for it to come out.

I really hope they didn't do this in a way where you can't tell if it was previously installed.

I still laugh that USA Facts exists because Steve Ballmer didn't believe his wife's data when she was pushing him to do more philanthropy (she was right and now we have a data non-profit).

If the Claude Code team has KPIs, I'd love to know what they are.

Even with the code leak people keep focusing on the models over the harness and assuming it's a simple pass through.

I'm still not sure if this is a carelessness/lack of customer empathy issue or if they are successfully improving on business metrics they aren't sharing.

Excited they're doing this one again. One of the best both na beers and gose beers (including normal) I've had.

"Engineering!". "Affirmative."

My conspiracy theory is this is a strategy to force serious users off Claude code+max plans to third party harnesses and pay as you go.

I bet they just show the input to haiku and ask "is this Cyber™?"

HPFS, awww yeah.

Renting the smallest car they let you as an American and driving around Mt. Fuji is highly recommended.

It was @scott.hanselman.com I think

There's already a burn-out problem in open-source. This will make things worse until models not only find but also validate correctly and then suggest fixes.

(7/7)

This definitely reads as "what do we flight qualify not knowing crew tastes?". Also I've seen all 4 in individual foil pouches. Haven't seen Crystal or Louisiana in one.

This does raise the question. Why Cholula vs Tapatio?

Going back in time trying to explain this to Jan Hus...

It's just another front for the brassica mafia

Porque no los dos?

Go science! Go art! #steam #stem

Are they arguing that it's covered by myrtle edwards park or not even that?

Chocolate and coffee is always a good breakfast, Easter or not. Peeps however are not a breakfast food.

I'm pretty sure if you tried to get them on perjury they'd argue the random nature of the test let's God tell us who is truly guilty and thus their belief.

Togarashi bagel

Can't price gouge on emergency dispatch software when a few pissed off volunteer firefighters with Claude max subscriptions can rebuild it in a month or two.

One of the things I'm looking forward to in that long tail are the niche software private equity has been acquiring suddenly being cost effective to compete against.

The thing folks often miss about FAAMNG is they don't usually pursue products where they can't capture at least $1 billion of the total addressable market. So besides AI infrastructure, they aren't interested in the long tail of products that are now profitable to build with AI.