He's trying to be the Cy Young of unpopularity. Untouchable numbers. The greatest numbers unpopularity has ever seen. Put into unreachable territory.

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In Padres speak this means they’ve already amputated his right arm, left foot, AND his penis

Christianity is the biggest, most profitable scam in America.

Those descriptions should have had scare quotes.

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Hey there 👋🏻, it’s me, the new snack from Costco you loved. You will never see me again

Salvy teaching Doug Eddings the bottom of the strike zone.

Over and Over and Over again.

But Eddings refuses to learn. 😂

I used to look forward to the seventh inning stretch.

Torkelson-McGonigle-Dingler is an all time insane run of lineup names

I spent way too much time on this.

The Mets signed Tommy Pham and then a couple hours later a bird up and died right next to their rookie right fielder. Please don't insult me by claiming that those two events are unrelated.

Meet the new Opening Day, Same as the old Opening Day.

I'm totally using that next time.

I'm not opposed to ambient drone as a concept, but my wife has a rant that she goes on every time "Family Affair" plays about how she hates made up words.
This is an easy choice.
MJB ✅

If that.

Cartoon by Tommy Siegel

There are far more voters than ICE agents. People should plan to stay at their polling place all day. Make it a party. Meet your neighbors. Talk politics. Gather food trucks. Make it a safe place for voters who are nervous. ICE agents always back off when they are outnumbered.

The Seahawks really ran through their top 2 division rivals and got payback for their last Super Bowl loss to win a Super Bowl Championship this season.

Oh and they won it at there division rivals' home stadium

They made that kid rock show just for him and he's even like "naaaah"

Pack your SPF 1000000 Darrell Issa, 'cause your ass is on a one-way trip to the Sun

Enjoy Bakersfield Darrell Issa, you piece of corrupt garbage.

Pat Buchanan

This still gets played a lot at my house.

@myweeklymixtape.bsky.social I don't do emails, but I wanted to tell you I loved this episode. Funny how I see these as whimsical now, but at the time they were mostly annoying.

We'd have to go on Twitter to find out and I'm not doing that.

If I could move to another country, I would too.

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

As long as they aren't HIS casinos.