This might be the cutest thing ever

Shouldn’t take the Brits investigating to make this public knowledge

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

@dennisgoris.bsky.social

He doesn’t understand that he picked a fight with a well-educated, first-world country. They won’t be fooled by his bullshit. They sent people with PhDs to negotiate. Trump sent Vance and Kushner. They are wildly outmatched

Isn’t the correct grammar “whomever?”

Was Donald Trump 'blocked' from using the nuclear codes against Iran? • FRANCE 24 English YouTube video by FRANCE 24 English

Maybe because it’s not exactly verified and they’re scared they’ll be sued to oblivion.

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GOP - *gerrymanders*

DEMS - hey stop that no fair

GOP - *gerrymanders even more*

DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue

SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely*

DEMS - *start gerrymandering*

GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭

They tried this already. They’re just too cheap and lazy to try and actually do it the right way. They have a real problem with consent. They much prefer imposing power on people

Lime curd is really good too

Should say “US government pirates commit crimes on the high seas”

He wants to be the new MAGA messiah.

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Thank you for your service to democracy

Yes. Yes is it THAT funny. It will always be THAT FUNNY

My daughter is finishing architecture school and the first page of her portfolio states that every single thing in it was created by a human, with zero input from AI because almost no one else can actually say that anymore

There’s something mentally wrong with the President of the United States.

That IS a big motivator to stay far far away.

What did you think was going to happen? We’re nice but not THAT nice. We’re not weak. We’re not abused spouses. We’re using our agency to speak with our wallets.

You’re not “supposed” to shit yourself after a second chocolate milk though.

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Thanks for the reminder that I’m old

Dear Virginia:

Thank you for your service

-the world 🌎

Responsibility to their stock holders. Not to their customers.

So they’re lowering the prices, right?!?!

They have a REALLY tiny vocabulary

Settee down everyone, it's not that funny

The Dahleks are here

Selective Nostalgia

where women, blacks, and gays knew their place

#taxtherich #racism #misogyny #homophobia

No. Religion can fuck off as well.