Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Posts by emzash
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
I’m legally obligated to root for the patriots but I’m so happy for everyone who hates them tonight.
The march is now passing the Chicago city hall / Cook County hall building. The chant goes up,
"Minnesota don't you fear, we, the people, are right here"
hey the people that stormed the capitol and erected gallows to murder elected leaders want you to know that political violence is not ok
It was not, correct
This 9/11, I’m remembering all the people in fandom over the years who have been canceled due to inappropriate 9/11 jokes. Including me, who was canceled on actual 9/11 for calling it “funny” in an xfiles yahoo group. Who knew we were starting a tradition?
The Charlie Kirk shooting happened essentially as another school shooting happened a state away
Why haven’t I had a sapphic jet ski ride yet??
The casting of Cynthia as Jesus is so brilliant. She has the perfect ethereal charisma so you believe people will follow her, and JUST the right amount of cockiness that you’re kind of on Judas’ side anyway
I am five minutes into The Hunting Wives and cannot wait for all these southern femmes to step on my neck
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
The “worst-case scenario of famine” is currently taking place in the Gaza Strip, according to an alert issued by the Integrated Food Security Phase Classification (IPC), a United Nations-backed initiative.
An AI slop factory apparently tried to rewrite our article about AI not replacing workers en masse, but hit the paywall... so just summarised the paywall. If this is the robot that takes my job I'll be v embarrassed
ozzy osbourne dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"
I feel like if people believed women, this entire situation could have been avoided somehow…
Lesbian Ed and Stede going at it with a double, purple dildo. Ed is straddling Stede and they are kissing passionately, hair everywhere.
ANYWAY, I heard I can release these into the wild 👀👀👀
Part 1 of LESBIAN PIRATES I did for the "Pearl Heart" zien by @rainbowseazine.bsky.social 💖
Nothing gives me joy like my ex husband making terrible decisions that are no longer my problem.
Self esteem hack - pretend that the mean thoughts are being said by someone in a maga hat. I’m worthless? Fuck you Susan, I’m a goddamn delight.
Just thinking about how before the internet, a woman on the train once asked me if the book I was reading had more or less incestuous bdsm than the first one in the series. We were so brave back then.
Hypothetically, how would you go about removing oil from a passport? Like…a lot of it.
Only acceptable if there is also a full orchestra performing the 1812 overture
I drove the kids and one of their friends to the fireworks tonight, and they took turns picking a song to play in the car. My 9 year old only played king George’s songs from Hamilton because “it’s patriotic” 😂
Revoking an artist's visa for their speech, no matter how controversial, doesn't make us safe.
The government should not be policing the artistic or political expression of citizens, visitors, or anyone else.
Four months ago, @libroseitm.bsky.social had an idea - what if OFMD fans came together to make @david-jenkins.bsky.social Christmas episode? Over 100 fans - artists, voice actors, editors and more - have made a 29 minute animatic and you can see it at 2pm EST/ 7pm BST TODAY!
youtu.be/M6EwGLiPr7c?...
I’ve been very on the edges of fandom recently but will be in Salem this weekend and am excited to see people!!
Juneteenth went uncelebrated by the White House. That alone says everything you need to know about this regime.
Haha tbh the strategy seems to be DEI in secret bc everything is garbage 😂
Yeah I’m not gonna get myself fired by dropping the company lol I’d love to have zero tolerance but since I have a mortgage and kids and stuff I will need to keep taking billionaires money 🤷🏻♀️