today's her day!! 🍃🐱

Every Silicon Valley vampire and ghoul stopped feeling the sensation of Pain in 2014 and the world has suffered since

Quietly preparing for my motorcycle dyke era

I got a Toyota specifically so that the car Will Not Die, but it's nice to know that if it spontaneously explodes electric motorcycles are both shockingly affordable and sick as hell

Tim Ruble

We're going AMD processors and making the OS a Linux distro. None of this bullshit bespoke fuckery.

🤨

Well all the Epstein stuff is not only confirmed but more insane and far reaching than I ever imagined so like

Hmm

I don't even fucking know anymore.

Finally, some good taste

Can you do a piece on why the squirrels are telling me to go fuck myself

What did I ever due to them?

https://www.theonion.info/

why is it always MENtal illness. why can't you suffer from womental illness instead

Commander Keen Naked Continent 6

Mikazuko Augus from Iron-Blooded Orphans is my nomination. That little buff boy is a force of nature

Beast Games: Guantanamo Bay

what more can be said

deathgenerator.com#gallery

We Went Picking Up Girls And Took Home This Friendly Pair Of Girls We Met At An Izakaya. If We Quietly Have Sex, Will Their Tight-Legged Friends In The Next Room Get Horny And Let Us Fuck Them Too? 8 -bad dudes

60 Something Doggy Style - a Gundam Wing game with Lucrezia Noin

Make Me Cum With The Tall Young Lady's Sadistic Nursing - Dr. HOUSE

Overcome Your Complexes. The Provocative Creampie Clinic. Yu Shiraishi - by a guy thinking of a doctor idk

I have combined @alice.averlong.com 's deaths generator and @jav.scd.lol

help!

how is this literally happening in real life

Exists is better than Perfect

Northern Boys, too

It's always more interesting to make cool things badly than boring things well