An ode to human engineering, allowing us to overcome our deepest most critical weakness.

Getting up in the morning.

A man needs his coffee.
It’s one of those facts of living.

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Ah, a man after my own heart

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That is /far/ more horrifying than knowing you simply have a massive hatred of me for being a man dating your daughter.

I hope you know that.

So your plan is to put me, a faunus, in a cage? That’s pretty problematic of you Keldor….

The what,

Me fr

Well that’s not something either of us can prevent now is it.

🙂

Favoritism. He hates me, Yang, he haaaates me.

Oh COME ON

Me when my wife

You’re laughing.
We’re having our last fight with the fate of the world in the balance as the Latin choir sings, and you’re laughing.

This isn’t a safe space suddenly

( Drinking his tea from his treehouse back at forever falls, his dad senses started tingling.)

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I fucking hate that Raoul guy...

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𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗹, 𝗜 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝙨𝙖𝙬
𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙢𝙚,

𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝙤𝙬𝙣
𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙣 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗸
𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙚.

a cartoon character with red hair and a shield . Alt: A redheaded girl with green eyes, dressed in armour turning around while holding a shield. Show: RWBY. Character: Pyrrha Nikos.

“ 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒔 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝙥𝙪𝙨𝙝 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆. 𝑰𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒖𝒔. ”

—— More information below.

While my hair is not as splendid as yours is, I would be remiss to mention how horrible it is getting sand out of my ears.

[ His fox ears twitch just a bit, as if recounting the memory caused irritation. ]

The inner hairs help reduce the chances, but it’s hell if any grains get past them.

I’m more surprised you can walk on the beach in heels.

All offense to those in the audience, but I’m afraid this coffee shop follows a “no pants, no shoes, no service” policy.

Art by me

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