Porter Martone is a name meant to be said in a thick philadelphia accent

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

rancid vibes!!

a thumbnail for the english romance movie My Cousin Rachel

careful, folks; despite appearances, this is NOT the long-awaited sequel to My Cousin Vinny!

the phillies are laughably bad but at least john kruk is doing ads for extending my car’s warranty

zoomers are killing the 40-year-old-men-with-a-comic-book-podcast market

X-Men is inarguably one of the horniest mainstream American superhero comics on the market and any anytime anyone writing it forgets that it suffers lol

Gotta go with Tár bsky.app/profile/core...

Just saying, "thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain" is about stuff like this.

went to the phillies game today and they are BUMS but i did meet some local celebs

You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm joining the Frog Patrol.

how can you not be romantic about baseball

oh thank god he seems to be leaving

What are people who could call into CNN and go live in 15 minutes doing on BlueSky?

Werner Herzog talking about Crazy Frog

screenshot from the 30 rock episode where liz gets a young boy toy: boy toy (crude giants hat that is clearly edited over an a’s hat): so I’ll pick you up around 10? liz (crude phillies hat): at *night?*

whoa congrats!!

Hello my name is Alex Goldman and I used to host the Reply All podcast. A lot of people liked that show. Now I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social which if you liked reply all you’d probably like well. The thing is that a lot of people who liked Reply All don’t know my new show exists.

the Tusken Raiders are in agreement with me on this key issue, that the Podrace fucking sucks

i'm sorry but the moon is a complete boondoggle that should never have been put up there in the first place. we still have to send repair missions up there a hundred-plus years later all because taft was trailing in the polls and decided to learn magick. i don't know why he thought it would help him

New head of Space Force

what about mixed greens

me still watching the phillies

reflecting on every moment being one moment closer to death/watching the phils

Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

just to be clear: Imane Khelif is *biologically* a woman. she's not a trans woman, the entire intellectual edifice of terfism is a completely capricious attempt to define anyone they don't like out of being a woman

wtf is this dude

A screenshot of two comics panels depicting two men walking in the park at night. The text reads: [As the young werewolf begins a transformation unlike any she's undergone before... the only male members of the New Mutants -- Roberto DaCosta and Sam Guthrie -- approach the mansion.] Roberto: "A great game, was it not, Sam? Twenty-Seven innings, nearly a record!" Sam: "Would'a been nicer... if they'd been in contention." Roberto: "You could always root for the Mets." Sam: "Ain't the same, Bobby. Joe DiMaggio was like my Gran'pa's hero an' Mickey Mantle, my Dad's. Ah feel obliged t' carry on the tradition."

Comics panels depicting an entirely black silhouetted man picking up a tree trunk and a boulder, tossing the boulder up in the air and whacking it with the tree trunk with super strength. The text reads: Roberto: "Do you think they'd hire me? I could be their long-ball slugger supreme!" [A thought shifts Roberto to his super-strong identity as Sunspot, and...] Roberto: Babe Ruth -- eat your heart out! [KCHOW]

Happy Opening Day! Here are some panels from New Mutants #21, which I just covered as a guest on the Mutant Menace pod with @fatreber.bsky.social & @mattaukamp.bsky.social.

We also talked X-Men Evolution, cultural fetishization, baseball, gay stuff & more. Check it out! zencastr.com/z/cuWWiSTU