Oooooh I've got ALL the excuses! 😂

😂 it's a Worx one because I've been buying their garden stuff so I've got batteries. Basically I'm buying this stuff so I can stop making pathetic excuses to myself about why I can't get stuff sorted.

To replace a vintage one that deafens you and has that lethal start kick 😂

Naa it's just a cordless handheld thing, but Im seriously excited to finally be able to cut quick straight lines!

Guys, I've ordered a circular saw! Excited! ⏱️💀

Yeah would be interesting to see the back.

Fair point. I mean if it works close the lid and you saw nothing! I had a Yamaha RX21 drum machine many moons ago (sounded terrible) and inside there was a chip mounted on another chip. Someone really fucked up.

Could be a factory bodge after they discovered an issue with the original schematics?

That was my reaction! I did.

I still can't quite believe I was there. Even the ride down and carpark were enveloped in fog. Genuinely surreal experience. I was waiting for all the car horns to sound.

I would obvs never cast such a diabolical aspurition! Perfect pints even under extreme duress! 😂

And the weather was perfect!

Yes I know I've posted this stuff before but hey.

Happy The Fog day! I celebrate!

His death was expected

We regret to inform you that the British Secret Agent playing baccarat lost and has been murdered

Just burned some old calendars I've been "hanging on to just in case" I needed to refer to stuff. Complicated but ultimately felt good. I should burn some more stuff.

Agreed.

Picturing that flute sample at the start giving you an eye twitch while you overfill a pint 😂😂😂

Like what the hell, it was 20 years ago tops and I'm just a boy. 🥹

* turns to dust while dancing *

Oh jeez, yeah, we would not get on. 😆

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For those so inclined, here's an interesting chat with Frankie Goes to Hollywood's Brian Nash (Nasher), who turns out to be a lovely guy now working as a funeral celebrant!

(or Google "misadventures in music nasher" to find it in the wild)

But we were invincible then!

Haaa! Well I'm not quite that bad, yet. In my excuse, as well as being tired D Jnr Jnr looks a lot like D Jnr when she was that age. It's easy to forget they're suddenly 26 and not 3 anymore! 😬

No sleep. Just called my granddaughter by my daughter's name, twice. Like my own grandparents might have done. And they were properly old. Go me.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

It's not just eBay obvs.

Absolute fucking word slop

I am soooo tired of AI descriptions on eBay. I mean here's a valve to fix your dripping tap. Meaningless fucking word slop that tells you absolutely nothing. Every AI description is the same absurd garbage. Why are we doing this? WHY?! Rhetorical. I know why & it's one of many reasons I don't sleep.

That's not what I said at the bottom of the cliff. 😂