Phantom in the vault: Obsidian abused to deliver PhantomPulse RAT — Elastic Security Labs Elastic Security Labs uncovers a novel social engineering campaign that abuses the popular note-taking application, Obsidian's legitimate community plugin ecosystem. The campaign, which we track as RE...

Wow, be careful out there in the wild and crazy internet.

What would Putin do?

Who is we?

Viktor Orbán getting defeated by someone named Peter Magyar is like Donald Trump getting defeated by someone named Mike America. Which leads to the question, where’s Mike America?

Or you can just drive a 10+ year old Toyota that will run practically forever.

The New York Marathon lasts longer than these “negotiations” did.

When this is all over, we should retire the “T” word from the English language.

If you have never seen the original Alien Nation movie starring James Caan and Mandy Patinkin and you only remember the inferior television series with a completely different cast that was rushed into production a year later and canceled after two seasons, you should remedy this as soon as possible.

ketchup on eggs? delicious

A hot dog is not a sandwich even though it may share characteristics with one. Calling a hot dog a sandwich diminishes the unique qualities that make hot dogs a category of food unto itself.

Laura Loomer’s face looks like it was created with the same computer they used to make that Dire Straits video back in 1987.

It’s 8:00 PM and human civilization will live to see another day.

Happy 🌮 Tuesday, everyone!

Trump as Major T.J. "King" Kong (Slim Pickens) in Dr. Strangelove riding the atom bomb with a cowboy hat.

Imagine learning about the 25th amendment from Alex Jones.

I guess some people haven’t heard about the 25th amendment yet.

When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.

Imagine how bad the files must be that Congress won’t lift a finger to stop even this.

I just learned that King of the Hill has a new season and Bobby is an adult having sex but still has his little kid voice like WTF.

Looks like things are going to get worse before they get worse.

Ishtar at a party in the corner meme: They don't know I'm an ancient Babylonian goddess of sex and war

Statue of Ishtar, Mesopotamian goddess of war and sexuality.

Happy Ishtar!

It must be infrastructure week.

New York, NY Turkey Found on Fire Escape A turkey is roaming loose in the area. Open the app if you know who it belongs to. Now

I don’t know who it belongs to, or if it belongs to anyone. Maybe it’s just an ungovernable fowl. 🦃⛓️‍💥✊

Artemis II Flight Update: Crew and Ground Teams Successfully Troubleshoot Orion’s Toilet - NASA The Artemis II crew, working closely with mission control in Houston, were able to restore the Orion spacecraft’s toilet to normal operations following the

Thank goodness they got the space toilet fixed.

At least he was able to get out alive. I’m not convinced his rescue would have been as easy had this been a Model X, given their history.

It’s a luxury electric SUV built specifically for people who hate Elon Musk.

I was literally holding my breath for 73 seconds.

My kids didn’t understand it.

It’s just going to pass over the moon.

I’ll see myself out. 🚪

America is so fucking cool, we can bomb Iran and go to the moon at the same time!