We prefer to recruit in a shower, not from one 😆

"Can we see all of these receipts, then?"

"Errmm..."

"And it came to pass that for five full years he bore this watch in great discomfort, keeping it in his person as one keeps a treasured burden. And when he entrusted the watch unto me, saying, "Guard this, though the way be hard". Thus did I hide this stubborn watch in myself for two years more.."

So will Goodwin have anything to say about all that obvious family voting in, erm, Budapest?

If JD Vance takes any more Ls this week, he'll become a Welsh village.

Remember when Congress Republicans were clamouring for Lloyd Austin to be removed for the crime of not telling Biden he was in hospital.

"I don't want to come across all conspiracy, Jim, but they Gregorian Calendars, we need to be looking into them so we do"

"It's a conspiracy!"

This was pretty inevitable. Things didn’t go your way? Call us at the grievance factory and we can ship an alternative immediately.

I believe ChatGPT has some serving suggestions

Another Schlapp proposal meeting with an unwanted answer.

“You want deported? I’ll give it to ya”

That's a sacrifice that Lindsey is happy to make

Anas Sarwar's Edinburgh Warm Up Gig didn't go well then?

On recent experience, likely that HMS Dragon would have spent 15 minutes in her company and then left Portsmouth Harbour to join the Reform Party

"Look what you made me do" is so on brand for that mob.

'AI Ready!'

Enjoyed reading Tom English’s review of Lord of the Rings. Especially the bit where he gives out to the hobbits for starting the bother by trying to vandalise a lovely ring.

Wee Kendoff 😉

With the Union Bears bricking it once they got to our penalty box, Danny Rohl is likely to give them a starting spot in attack next weekend.

Mooby Dick

Ben Arthur a beacon of calm tonight. Thank goodness.

Add that Maeda sclaff to death and taxes in the inevitability list.

Once again Statemrnt FC get rewarded for three days of moaning about a handball.

I could ask Nige what the problem was with the President in 2015 but I don’t want to get accused of the sectarianisms.

Remember the collective aneurysm Fox News got over Biden and his watch.

Looking forward to Reform FC blaming blowing a two goal lead on electoral fraud.

Beaton watched that screen with the look of a losing gambler who prays the replay will show his horse actually won.