I don't know, "Puig Your Friend" was pretty good.

And no, that pile in the corner is not *just* human skin

(to the person emanating a series of clean, bright-sounding guitar chords from their mouth in lieu of human speech) I'm not sure i like your tone

💩🪲 doing his thing

It's high time we as a society identify other things to gird besides our loins

Trump gonna fuck around and cause Catholic reunification.

Love breaking off a little piece of chicken to feed to my cat like I'm Stalin and he's one of my politburo

Like obvs the main thing was she thought we was young and had to come to grips that she hangs out with oldies. Over the course of the conversation I think Ely and I changed our ages about eight times between us.

Yesterday our friend mentioned that she heard that my birthday was coming up and asked how old and I said I was born either during the Lake Placid olympics or when The Chronic dropped and Ely said that she was born when True Colors charted and our friend screamed I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THIS.

Oh what now it’s illegal to throw bottles in the trash?

There was a weird stretch in the late '80s into the mid '90s where every front in punk/post-hardcore bands looked as though if they died it would probably be like two weeks before someone was like, "Oh."

Absurdity comes in extremes; nothing else is needed.

A team that I perennially want the best and worst for. I just need them to be funny.

I watched the replay and was like oh that's actually worse than what I saw the first time. God Almighty.

Oh, I'm sorry, did my religious psychosis impinge on your Enlightenment rights or whatever.

Railroad Cancellation YouTube video by Don Caballero - Topic

One of those tracks that made me sit in a corner and wonder if I knew anything about music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dTc...

Your favorite astronaut’s favorite astronaut

My mom's favorite team was UCLA and whoever's playing against USC and that's basically how I feel about Aroldis Chapman.

Okay. "Anti-bedtime leftist" is pretty funny.

I think anywhere that a Little Norway festival is held during Easter season.

My dad had them when my parents visited and the first thing he did when we went to stay with them in Long Beach was try to recreate them and I was like "Oh, so it's easy." (You can read this in a DMV accent if it's better.)

ancient greeks were shitposting by way of flinging rocks at people's heads, we all gotta step our game up

Success!

If you do have a spark of creation, please let me know, because I have had some long and sparse mornings lately.

Usually I resort to brown rice chazuke or some potato cabbage but I am also tragically uninventive, so I'm sure you can aim higher. Korean's easy but there's all the fish. The important thing is that you rest warm and easy. Miss you much!

Are you challenging yourself or muddling through.

Hey, yeah. I feel like it matters to anyone wondering if they can come back to it, so that's a good in the world.

I may not be smart, but to my credit I'm not sure that I actually ever said that.

Just... suave, mano.

Hey, how's things? Went into a neon fruit supermarket and thought of you. Which way does your beard point tonight? Will we walk the solitary streets? The trees add shade to shade, the lights out in the houses, we'll both be lonely. Let's meet up.