Connections
Puzzle #1045
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Though I didn’t know the last group

I walked into the kitchen this morning and picked up my phone. I said to my wife, “what the fuck has Trump done today?” It’s exhausting.

Somebody’s internet history needs to be investigated.

Most of the administration is “well oiled” much of the time.

On holiday in Japan I was woken at night by a voice saying “Earthquake Alert. Earthquake Imminent”. My first thought was what should I be doing? Getting under a table or in a doorway. My second was that the bed was comfy so I stayed put as the room started to shake and sway.

Yes

www.maptap.gg April 19
74🤗 95🏅 82🌟 97🔥 87🎓
Final score: 885

Not too bad considering I accidentally did the first one while trying to move the globe 😂

They look like they are ready for some mischief.

Dinner is on the table

Nobody would fuck this guy. Thats where this all started.

Is that Cofftea? Or Toffee?

So here’s my take from the U.K. Those amounts of money are insane. Your politics is totally fu..ed up. The U.K. is headed the same way unfortunately.

I thought he was dead.

It’s like watching the death of America in slow motion. Everyone looking at everyone else thinking someone’s going to leap into action and then I’m right with them.

It’s hard to spot with Trump because he has always been monumentally stupid and crass.

Mmm medicine!

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Meh.

Ass stuffed with donor cash

Has Trump ever apologised? To anyone? For anything?

He’ll probably end up agreeing to pay for them

Honey turn off the electricity…the bullshit machine has switched on again.

L’Arch Villain

If only there was some kind of organisation we could join to help cement that.

Doesn’t matter. The whole of his base has memory and consistency issues. It’s only the complete release of the Epstein files that might bring him down, and even then I’m not sure.

Schoolboy error. What if there was an emergency causing a sudden panic stockpiling of tea? Don’t come knocking on my door. I have tea, backup tea and emergency tea.

Or blow up. What a period to be alive.

And disappointed.

When I feel a bit low I always think about him shooting himself in the eye. Always makes me chuckle. Managed to miss his brain too. Why am I not surprised?