I mean sure some shit has gone down at times but 99.9% of the time, no.

But saying we’re a bad influence on each other and poorly behaved when together is bullshit.

We have been intimately involved in each others lives since single digit age and lived together for years. We are a lot alike and think alike and I know it’s a weird dynamic that can’t really be understood by outsiders

In 6 years Sid and I have had maybe 2 actual fights but tonight has got me there. She doesn’t seem to get this is a problem for me.

All my relationships get informed early on it’s a package deal with the bff and she doesn’t seem the same.

We’re like the like the Blue Brothers if they were the black sheep son of Irish immigrants and a tiny Polish lesbian.

I don’t think we’ve jointly sulked like this since our early teens.

Love my wife with every fiber of my being but this is one of the rare times I pissed at her. I can’t imaging who to educated adult women thought this was a way to handle things.

A 32 year old man and a 32 year old woman get teamed up on by our spouses and told we need “to calm it down” what the absolute fuck lmfao

Lmao buddy it isn’t just men.

I have been rebuked.

I’m like “did I do something” and she’s just like well no and trails off.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

My wife and platonic life partners wife have become close over the years. We’re going to dinner tonight and the wives “want to talk” to us about something and no one will say what.

I’m at vomit level anxiety rn

Nurse observed she was in a great mood after I left.

You don’t say

Always happy to be on my knees to help dr wife’s tension even if it’s in her office

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I’ve have finally corrupted my sweetie

Lunar Lemon cannabis cocktail is the most ungodly tasting drink ever.

Do you like a hint of citrus in your band aid flavor? Then this is for you.

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One last night of debauchery before the most holy 7 games “The Battle of the Keystone State”

We watched it my best friend. There was some funny stuff but they were
just like eh whatever. Wife much less enthused with it.

Every middle aged man I know has been like oh you’re married to a blonde doctor? Have you seen Something About Mary? At least once to me.

Those eyes make it lol

A Thursday night 3some was not how I expected this day to go

It’s all about them peptides these days

The Anglos thought that if you beat a kid as it was learning a lesson the lesson had a higher probability of sticking. You’d take a kid to a hanging make it watch the killing then just work that little fuck over so they remember crime doesn’t pay

This is exactly what set off John List.

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Before the season, Vegas oddsmakers gave the Penguins a 91% chance of missing the playoffs for the fourth year in a row.

But they believed from the start.

Read more: http://pens.pe/47RfnUn

Living with a plastic surgeon sure makes watching tv and movies a different experience.

Bill Cosby was the pharmacist

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56 isn’t “elderly” the eye issue is the real problem here.