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Posts by Clay(ton) Hansen (he/him)

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For the First Time in the U.S., Renewables Generate More Power Than Natural Gas

Hope for the future❣️
AMAZING progress… ESPecially in our current social & political quagmire!!!

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I remember both. We had a criminal in the White House both times if I recall correctly.

53 years apart but connected.

In 1972, Apollo 17 returned home, splashing into the Pacific and closing the first era of American lunar exploration.

In 2026, Artemis II opened the next chapter.

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Pretty much these days… 🤦🏻‍♂️

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What’s up? Me!
Why? My damn ( good ;- ) dog woke me up JUST as it started “drizzling…” 🌧️
… by the time we got down to the ground floor it was full-on raining 🥱
And normally NOT a fan of cold & wet… THIS morning little Miss Theodosia was having a GRAND time sniffing ALL the smells frothing up… 💦🐽🤦🏻‍♂️

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Spoiler alert: nothing trickled down.

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“Are you 🤬ing KIDDING me?!?”

“Are you 🤬ing KIDDING me?!?”

That 5 block walk?
VERY convenient 👍🏼

That 5 block walk? VERY convenient 👍🏼

ALL the YUMS 🥢
The Izakaya on Freeport Blvd…. JUST down from Mahoroba Bakery❣️

ALL the YUMS 🥢 The Izakaya on Freeport Blvd…. JUST down from Mahoroba Bakery❣️

Home again,
Home again… 
🚆🌆🐾

Here’s hoping Thea’s in a forgiving mood, eh? 🙄

Home again, Home again… 🚆🌆🐾 Here’s hoping Thea’s in a forgiving mood, eh? 🙄

The ADD Tax MUST be collected… 🤦🏻‍♂️
Today I paid the price of forgetting my wallet in Carl’s car on Sunday 😳
Great weather for a quick round trip up to Sacto… and a lovely lunch❣️

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IS it?!? Huh?!? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Our lovely neighbor Trips shared w/the building’s WhatsApp community this fundraiser for her longtime friend ( practically sister ;- ) supports:

PawSpace™ 
pawspaceapp.com
pawspacefoundtation.org
@pawspaceapp

My Dear Theodosia’s sporting a flowery springtime bandana worn by the OH so wonderful Katrina and a simple, tasteful black collar beneath it she inherited from  the one and ONLY Scarlett O’Brindle❣️
Those two beloved doggos live on in the hearts & minds of those of us who L❤️‍🩹VE them & miss them EVERY SINGLE DAY 🐾🗓️😘

Our lovely neighbor Trips shared w/the building’s WhatsApp community this fundraiser for her longtime friend ( practically sister ;- ) supports: PawSpace™ pawspaceapp.com pawspacefoundtation.org @pawspaceapp My Dear Theodosia’s sporting a flowery springtime bandana worn by the OH so wonderful Katrina and a simple, tasteful black collar beneath it she inherited from the one and ONLY Scarlett O’Brindle❣️ Those two beloved doggos live on in the hearts & minds of those of us who L❤️‍🩹VE them & miss them EVERY SINGLE DAY 🐾🗓️😘

As Miss Scarlett O’Brindle used to say:
“A simple black collar is like the canine equivalent of both a classic string of pearls and a little black dress.” 🖤

As Miss Scarlett O’Brindle used to say: “A simple black collar is like the canine equivalent of both a classic string of pearls and a little black dress.” 🖤

Katrina, THE favorite doggo at her groomers, was SUCH a good sport with all the bandanas, ties & whatnots they lavished on her 💐👒🎀

Katrina, THE favorite doggo at her groomers, was SUCH a good sport with all the bandanas, ties & whatnots they lavished on her 💐👒🎀

Happy ( if ya celebrate it / early ;- ) Easter 🐰
We’re mired in Easter Friday traffic on the 101 heading down to meet the NEWEST Vigna, little Miss Viola❣️

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Elon Musk offers to pay TSA employees' salaries during partial government shutdown Elon Musk offered to pay the salaries of Transportation Security Administration (TSA) workers amid the ongoing government shurdown.He shared the news on X, whi

OR… just a thought… hear me out on this:
You could just pay your fucking fair share of taxes! 🤗
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Ya feckless POS 💩

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Aerial survey of the aftermath of last night’s violent vomitus venting…
🚁🌋😬
… well, ventings’s! 😧
AFTER the first cleanup, shower & walkies we were “doing our rounds” downstairs before heading up when she hopped on the OTHER end of the couch: 🤮
“Are you 🤬 kidding me? You were JUST on the FLOOR!” 🫩

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Waxing crescent, the weather app tells me, rising in the western sky… 🎶
🌛🧭🧹
… wait? WHERE’s that music coming from?! And WHO’s Elphaba?!? 🎤

Waxing crescent, the weather app tells me, rising in the western sky… 🎶 🌛🧭🧹 … wait? WHERE’s that music coming from?! And WHO’s Elphaba?!? 🎤

< trying to understand this strange song suddenly coming from nowhere >

I AM looking to the western sky! Can’t help it… the condo faces northwest… but I don’t understand, slow down! “Defying gravity?” What?! The MOON?!?
< guffaws >
TALK about being careful what you wish for, eh? 🙊
But wait… we’re off track here: WHO ARE YOU? And why are you singing such an illogical song about gravity… IN MY HOUSE?
Get OUT!!

< trying to understand this strange song suddenly coming from nowhere > I AM looking to the western sky! Can’t help it… the condo faces northwest… but I don’t understand, slow down! “Defying gravity?” What?! The MOON?!? < guffaws > TALK about being careful what you wish for, eh? 🙊 But wait… we’re off track here: WHO ARE YOU? And why are you singing such an illogical song about gravity… IN MY HOUSE? Get OUT!!

Thea’s commentary? 🤮
No warning, just warm vomit all down my side… 😬

( Praise the Goddesses for pee pee pads! Not to mention how my side rolls sealed the gap between my back fat and the throw pillow* to keep the puke off the UNcovered back pillows! 🙌🏻 ;- )

Bill L🩶VES this couch… perhaps more than me AND the doggo!

* special salute to Pottery Barn 🫡 Grabbed these outdoor pillows from the outlet on Alameda cuz’ “we’re so rough on fabrics!” ( and that was before we got the puppy! ;- ) They have suffered unspeakable stains then tossed in the washer/dryer SO many times and STILL look & feel GREAT❣️

Thea’s commentary? 🤮 No warning, just warm vomit all down my side… 😬 ( Praise the Goddesses for pee pee pads! Not to mention how my side rolls sealed the gap between my back fat and the throw pillow* to keep the puke off the UNcovered back pillows! 🙌🏻 ;- ) Bill L🩶VES this couch… perhaps more than me AND the doggo! * special salute to Pottery Barn 🫡 Grabbed these outdoor pillows from the outlet on Alameda cuz’ “we’re so rough on fabrics!” ( and that was before we got the puppy! ;- ) They have suffered unspeakable stains then tossed in the washer/dryer SO many times and STILL look & feel GREAT❣️

After the handyman’s “guy” finished installing an outlet for the washer in the laundry closet I told them “NOT to worry about cleaning up all the dust… y’all don’t have to go down 8 stories to get your shop vac! I got this!!* GO, enjoy the rest of your weekend!” 👍🏼
😧
And THEN I realized domestic vacuum cleaners aren’t really built for such fine particulates… so I’ll need to sweep it up & wipe it down with a damp cloth… 
😮‍💨
 … but THAT’s where I fucked up! 
I sat down… I was doomed!! 🫩
🤦🏻‍♂️
And the wash tower is STILL out in the entry 🤷🏻‍♂️ 

* In fact, I did NOT “got this.” 👎🏼

“D’oh!” — Homer Simpson
“Tomorrow, TOMORROW!!” — Annie

After the handyman’s “guy” finished installing an outlet for the washer in the laundry closet I told them “NOT to worry about cleaning up all the dust… y’all don’t have to go down 8 stories to get your shop vac! I got this!!* GO, enjoy the rest of your weekend!” 👍🏼 😧 And THEN I realized domestic vacuum cleaners aren’t really built for such fine particulates… so I’ll need to sweep it up & wipe it down with a damp cloth… 😮‍💨 … but THAT’s where I fucked up! I sat down… I was doomed!! 🫩 🤦🏻‍♂️ And the wash tower is STILL out in the entry 🤷🏻‍♂️ * In fact, I did NOT “got this.” 👎🏼 “D’oh!” — Homer Simpson “Tomorrow, TOMORROW!!” — Annie

Jeesh! And here I thought the doggo was enjoying watching the moonrise w/me…
🌒🛋️🤮
… apparently not! 😳
🧽🫧🧺
After jumping up, stripping myself & the couch then wiping er’thing down, incl. naked me (oblivious to folx cross the street) I thought “Well, guess I’ll pop this in the wash… oh 💩 Disconnected 🤦🏻‍♂️

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NOT Joe Biden!
NOT Kamala!!
NOR the Clintons!!!
NOT even the Obamas...
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... so ALL you muthafuckers that voted for this fetid POS ( not to mention the morons who didn't even BOTHER to vote! ) are 💯% responsible for this absolute fucking NIGHTMARE!
Thanks... thanks a lot... 🖕

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True story!

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ALMOST accurate IMHO. Sadly only 1 Democrat will be desperately trying to bail out the ship... along w/at LEAST two more ( one holding a bucket doing nothing & another just staring off into space ) having a HUGE debate about "what to do next! 😬" Prolly ALL their screens FULL of "polling data..." 🤦‍♂️

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Nauseating "news" 🤢
The new "let them eat cake?"
🤔 makes me wonder what the "new guillotine" will be?
#HistoryRepeatsMuthaFuckers

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.. wonder what "blame the victim" reason for this these fucking loser wannabe "elite" sycophants will come up to explain this?!? 🤔🤬🤦‍♂️

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If you don’t wanna click…

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🤦🏻‍♂️ Inane, inept, ineffectual irrelevance… last gasps of a looonnnggg faded “glory” that should have been stamped out during Reconstruction*🖕🏼

* way to add insult to injury the brave founders of your state, which once had the distinction of the ONLY one secede from the confederacy…

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Inane, inept irrelevance… last gasps of a looonnnggg faded “glory” that should have been stamped out during Reconstruction.

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We’re acting in #goodtrouble as he taught us. 💝 Remembering John Lewis on his birthday. #BLM

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No Kings As the president escalates his authoritarian power grab, the NO KINGS non-violent movement continues to rise stronger. We are united once again to remind the world: America has No Kings and the power ...

Where will YOU be Saturday, March 28, 2026?
🪧🚫👑 🗣️🪧🚫👑 🗣️🪧🚫👑 🗣️🪧🚫
Hope to see you at and/or your photos from www.nokings.org

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TFW you come around a random corner in your new building and the dramatic sleek lines give a sci-fi feel that makes you stop in your tracks 🤩📲🩶

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Ain’t that Amerika?
Sad, but true… 🤦🏻‍♂️

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SO sorry Canada❣️
It’s bad down here, we know 😬
PLEASE hang in there, stay away & spend your dollars elsewhere ( seems to be the ONLY thing the fetid orange shitstain’s backers will understand ) and THEN when this nightmare is finally over, be patient as we clean up this 🤬 mess! 🧹

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It’s not just who leads. It’s who enables.

#SheShed #Voices4Victory

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They’re ALL incompetent hypocritical sycophants… 🤦🏻‍♂️

Can’t WAIT for the MAGA Nuremberg trials… in tents hastily hoisted over the bulldozed remains of Mar-a-lago 🎪

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THE AMERICAN FLAG WITH THE WORDS: YOU CAN'T LOVE AMERICA AND SUPPORT TRUMP.

THE AMERICAN FLAG WITH THE WORDS: YOU CAN'T LOVE AMERICA AND SUPPORT TRUMP.

Those who claim to love America the most despise every good thing it stands for.

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