The work of bleeding out onstage, of course.

His wife doesn’t even want him.

Owning the libs and maiming turtles! SO GREAT.

A far fucking cry from the days of Cronkite and Rather.

She is one of my all time favorites. So disgusting how Supreme has plagiarized her work.

This makes sense now. I used to tune in to cbs for the first 90 seconds or so to hear the top stories, and after the weekend Musk started pillaging public agencies, their lede was Beyoncé’s Grammy wins. Bye, cbs.

Don’t mean to date myself or anything, but I remember when the NYT and the WP were reputable news sources.

Apartheid Boy said the quiet part out loud.

Chemtrails are just lines of coke for Jesus.

Mr. Smith Visits a Glory Hole

Some *temporary* token changes. Until the wind shifts.

It's been educational to see how many people freely admit they don't understand/feel empathy. Seems their only way of relating to something is if it happens to them personally.

It’s probably their fault that their daddy didn’t leave them any apartheid emerald money.

Sounds like a social contract has been broken.

They will never financially recover from this. 🐯👑

And be left with President Vance?

Prodigy 🤡

Gold. Pure fucking gold.

I always sleep well on boats, but those are some wild winds.

To be fair, who didn’t?

OH HENLO

Optimist: The cup is half full

Pessimist: The cup is half empty

MAGA: Coastal elites use the cup to sip the blood of children

Journalists: Trump brings fresh perspective to cup debate

Juno and BORF bark back at ya!

So, a Nazi rag hates it? Oh no.

Spoiler alert: it's never a drag queen.

“Satchel of Richard’s” hahahahaha

Maynard would never. A perfect angel.

It’s such a non issue, anyway. Biden is not running for office. Let it go, clowns.