“Over on Twitter, they’re” shhhhh. Shhh.

Shh.

he's as good a reason as anything and more!

Practical Magic 2 | Official Teaser Trailer YouTube video by Warner Bros.

Please be good

(honestly don't care if it's not "good," the first one falls flat - let's be honest - in the third act and I love it with my whole heart). My soul needs this sequel 🖤
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSWP...

What's annoying? Him getting knocked down a hill? Being the only polite one to the hitchhiker? Getting upset by being cut with an old razor? (and doesn't even freak out as much as the others) Being sad that his jerk friends leave him out of the whole destination of their trip?
Justice for Franklin.

Franklin (played by Paul Alan Partain) in "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (1974) White man with dark hair and thick dark eyebrows wearing a blue button up shirt. Unseen element, he is in a wheelchair.

Was genuinely shocked to discover that a lot of folks think that Franklin in "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" is annoying.

Second time watching the film, and he's the least annoying of the crew and the only memorable man in the van; honestly, main hero vibes.

The British Fantasy Awards are open for voter and juror applications until May 3rd!

Both BOREAL (Anthology) and Where The Soul Goes (Horror Novel) are among the fabulous books on the suggestions list.

Voting is for members of the British Fantasy Society or Fantasy-Con ticket holders.

1/2

this sounds kinda like a "who cares" achievement but its a very exciting milestone for rich guys who are extremely invested in a future where robots they control are slavedrivers and prison guards for the rest of the human population

This is one of the trends that legit gives me hope for the future of humanity

Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

L: A young W B Yeats wearing pince nez and a large bow tie. R: A middle-aged Aleister Crowley wearing a large (possibly homburg) black hat and the ‘I’m mad, me’ expression that he always put on for photos

Ah! 19 April – 126th anniversary of the day William Butler Yeats kicked Aleister Crowley downstairs as they fought for control of the British branch of the not-at-all-ridiculous Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn in the Battle of Blythe Road. According to legend, anyway... 🧵

Little green budgie on top of a wooden shelf surrounded by baskets and pottery

Closer shot of little green budgie on top of a wooden shelf surrounded by baskets and pottery

I like him a lot. But he'd be lunch to our cats (they know nothing of his little adventure in our kitchen right now ,haha

An EXTREMELY pleased with itself green budgie in a curtain rod

Lording over all.

Chirping it's fool head off, EXTREMELY pleased. Very tame and friendly. We will try to find the owner.

It's broken containment!
We went to put in food and water and a stick to perch and well ....

Small green budgie in a cat carrier

Was chosen by a budgie today.

Poor thing was obviously very tired and hungry. I got it to eat from my hand three times before finally nabbing it with a tea towel.

You'll never know how much future folk love the stupid stuff.

World politics and events?
Pftt!
How a hair product was applied, how a certain fashion style felt worn, a common bedtime routine, the secrets of current makeup?
Gold.

I'm going to start a really pretty notebook (like a big leather one) that is literally 4 things, as much as I can fit/pg:
-Movies with rating&short review
-Current weather
-That day's meal
-One current grumble or joy (books, music, fashion, politics, costs, etc)

You're welcome, Future Historians.

Saw about a dozen loons swimming together this morning (was in car, on bridge, couldn't stop for picture) and realized I'd never seen more than two loons together before.

Nearly 10¢/page!

100 page Hilroy notebook prices at $10.39 CAN

I think the f*ck not, Hilroy.

"O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
- Book of Armaments

for sale, pervert glasses, lightly smashed

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If you've got my novella "Agony's Lodestone" ("The Blair Witch Project" x "The Haunting of Hill House" 2018) on your TBR but have yet to nab a copy, today is a great opportunity. I'd be very grateful 🖤🫣🌲📼🌲
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You’re doing wonderfully. We’re very proud of you.
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My personality:
"Ooo, is that a new La Croix?"
"Ooo, is that decaf?"
"Ooo, is that a scarlet tanager?"
"Ooo, is that a new baking show?"

My writing:
"The body was very cold and about ten feet from where she'd left it."

"Help help! I'm going to have to contribute to society rather than simply leech from it! A poor might benefit instead of meeeeee :((("

My painting COASTAL POPPIES

And in honesty I would read anyone of those chaotic pitches above lol
See! I know how to sell a story, put me in, coach!

Always knew I was a New Yorker at heart.

The Truth About Publishing a Book in 2026 (From Macmillan’s CEO) YouTube video by Alyssa Matesic

Useful video for any author in the trenches currently (also this channel in general is quite good)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7z9...