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Kinda guy I want to know oddities about. Don’t want to know all the stuff. Never want to know that. I want to know the weird little facts though. Like tell me he doesn’t like vanilla or chocolate ice cream but loves a swirl.

listen robbing home runs is unequivocally awesome but also I’d like for it to stop happening to my close personal friends the seattle mariners thank you very much

Man with a finger to his face looking up into the air at a cartoon thought bubble that contains bagels from Mt Bagels in Seattle, the best bagels in da world no arguments

That’s so cool! Where do you rack your bike at the Ms game?

Photo of three utility poles of different heights converging toward the sky

Photo of a tall landmark sign now just an empty frame

Picture of a strand of colorful Christmas lights stretched taut in front of a blue sky, not anchored to anything visible

Hazy photo of a weird streetlight

Mmm that third photo is excellent

game was weird? Randy made up for it and then some

Ya, Mariners day off

Woo, Hancock, Criswell, and then the other guys.

I don't need a summary of what's available online, in biographies, or even in my own notes. I need to comb through and find the great details, decide what interests ME. No, it's not efficient. It's slow and painstaking. But I don't believe in efficiency as an ultimate good, especially in writing. /

I see you, Emerson Hancock

baseballsavant.mlb.com/savant-playe...

Lost track of time and didn’t realize it was launching until the Ms put someone on the big screen who was streaming the launch on their phone. Was a real oh shit wait a minute moment as I scrambled for the live stream.

Per Stathead, no MLB team since at least 1898, the earliest year for which their relevant data stretches back, has started their year without a single in their first two games.

Until the 2026 Seattle Mariners.

Kinda wish he was Cooper Pitchwell

Based loaded strikeout to Kwan, just as Dan drew it up.

Dom Canzone, notable Mariner, MLB home run leader?

Photo of young thug next to a photo of James harden wearing a skull / thin blue line face mask. Captions says “Young Thug defends James Harden for wearing a pro-police facemask: "He don't have internet"”

Similar math this year. Weather is nicer, Costco hot dogs are still the same low price.

Custom black kraken jersey that reads Naylor 12

Felt like this would get some mileage for early season, colder games. I’m sure I wasnt the only one with this idea though

This was one of my favorite projects last year, hope it starts up again in 2026!

GOMS

Dan Wilson at baseball-reference.com Career stats of Dan Wilson

Dan Wilson
Catcher
Debut: 1992 - Retired: 2005
CIN - SEA

Enjoyed reading this!

Y’all were great, your dynamic is some of the best in baseball

7ks in 4 innings!

And he’s shoving?

Makes my rooting interest very simple

Maybe a country that has vision insurance should host the next WBC