Reading this having attended a Blue Jackets game is extremely funny.

If you're making your conference slides red on black to match Company Brand Colors, i would like you to know that you are actively wrong for many reasons, at least one of which is because colorblindness exists. Please stop 😭

:(

this showcase was one of the sickest things that's ever been at GDQ. unfathomably cool

same

a chatbot isn't preventing cancer. "I know, lets sic the psychosis machine on vulnerable people" is how you lose donations lmao

Pokémon red version screenshot of an old man saying “ahh, I’ve had my coffee now and I”

repost if you’ve had your coffee now and you

Congratulations to NYC on becoming the Trans Capital of the World!

good

Man saying "Check it out, I'm in the house" with a patch of carpet behind him saying "like what?" Referencing a lyric from Burning Man's Soul: "Check it out, I'm in the house like carpet"

was just discussing “AI” with a coworker and realized this:

if i had wanted to use english to program complex systems that run nondeterministically, i would’ve gone into law

a quick coffee before you keep scroling :)
#pixelart

As someone with a permanent eye injury due to fireworks: yeah. Also wear safety glasses, kids.

My anvil tagged with the same phrase as the post, and I fuckin mean it

TRANSPHOBES
EAT SHIT
AND DIE ALONE

I love you Seattle. #abolishice #nokings

abolish ice

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1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier

You should direct your energy towards calling politicians if you care about things like this. No one at a company doing age verification wants to do it because it loses them money. Source: my job started doing it b/c we got sued by texas.

I have a hot take and will air it so that people can tell me why I'm wrong and dumb:

I think TOML is a bad format.

bad

A black shorthair cat, lounging in front of a fireplace. It appears to be engaging in an effort to merge with the floor. Good luck.

It's not a real social media account without a picture of my cat

I am reading CES 2025 coverage and I'm getting dangerously close to "quit my job and go live in the woods off-grid" at some of this stuff.

Also, hello.